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• Wanted: Nanny for the World's Most Famous Family

  Insanely famous and disgustingly rich couple seeking childcare provider for 6-15 children.  Must be discreet and able to handle pressure.  Speaking French a plus.  Great pay and benifits.  Must not sleep with husband.  Or wife.   Read More... Posted Jul 08 2008, 03:04 PM by Whit Honea with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Brad Pitt, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, twins, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck, Violet, Jolie-Pitt, Pregnant, Suri, Nanny, Brangelina, george clooney, Clooney, kids, birth, Shiloh, France, Zahara, Pax, Maddox, children, Rich, Sex, french, job, star, wanted, famous, nice, childcare, help, guess, discreet, hiring, resume, apply

• Jamie Lynn Spears Hit in Mouth: An Open Letter

  Dear Jamie, Perhaps you know that the National Enquirer ran a story about your shenanigans last week in which a bunch of drunks were fighting at a party and you threw your pregnant ass in the ruckus and took an elbow in the kisser.   Read More... Posted Apr 12 2008, 02:20 PM by Whit Honea with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebrity, Pregnant, Kiss, Disney, Porn, crazy, Baby Daddy, father, coffee, Miley Cyrus, birthday, party, national enquirer, fight, Jamie Lynn Spears, dad, Sex, photo, disney channel, cops, photos, candy spelling, drunk, whit honea, teen, nickelodeon, picture, ad, boys, pictures, ass, punched, gun, pornography, nsfw, Zoey 101, Jamie Lynne Spears, hustler, hit, juno, bitch, casey aldridge, teen pregnancy, age, usps, open, postal, going postal, teen party, elbow in mouth, spell check, too much coffee, teenage, drunk boys, threats, drunk teens, postal service, letter, help