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• Moses Is A Cross-Dresser!

  Moses is a cross-dresser!  Uh, no, not that Moses - Gwyneth Paltrow's 2-year-old son.  Big sister Apple, 4, loves playing dress-up and that includes involving Moses in on the action.  I'm sure she's got him in princess dresses and lipgloss! Read More... Posted Jul 11 2008, 10:01 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity mom, celebrity kids, Music, apple, gwyneth paltrow, Celebrity Families, moses, chris martin, gwyneth, jezebel, Coldplay, bazaar, the stars are nothing like us, google, mom fashion don'ts, sassy smith, harpers bazaar, cross dressing, the death of fashion, no pants, estee lauder, cross dresser, odd names

• Chris Martin On Baby Names, Oatmeal And Oral Sex

  Wow. Dude sounds like a really good time. Read More... Posted Jul 09 2008, 02:23 PM by HerBadMother with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity mom, gwyneth paltrow, Celebrity Families, chris martin, gwyneth, baby names, Coldplay, oral sex, blender magazine, nicole kidman baby girl, sunday rose, cunnilingus, hidden talent

• Spying on the Neighbors: 7-8-08

  You know, it's not the heat.  It's the humidity. Read More... Posted Jul 08 2008, 03:58 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, Britney Spears, Borat, Madonna, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Paparazzi, baby, Hot, Celebrity, Pregnant, gwyneth paltrow, Cohen, family, TMZ, Mom, Video, Summer, father, chris martin, Cynthia Rodriguez, A-Rod, C-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, jezebel, diapers, Yankees, Bruno, dad, Coldplay, adoption papers, photos, mother, pictures, grace kelly, parent, king, famous, jimmy stewart, rear window, hitchcock, heat, blogs, pics, norah o'donnell

• Madonna & Gwyneth Paltrow's Make Out Session?

  I know we all do things before we become parents that we're not always proud of, but it seems like Madonna has a lot of skeletons (well hers are pretty much out in the open) in her proverbial closet.  I'm thinking there's not much Madonna could shock us with but I'm surprised that Gwyneth Paltrow would makeout with Madge.  Maybe she was drunk?  Or desperate?  Both?  Or, perhaps she was just as surprised as the onlookers... Read More... Posted Jul 07 2008, 10:34 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity mom, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, celebrity divorce, gwyneth paltrow, Celebrity Families, chris martin, gwyneth, Guy Ritchie, Cynthia Rodriguez, Alex Rodriguez, celebrity breakups, jezebel, Yankees, baseball, Natasha Rodriguez, new york, bazaar, derek jeter, sports talk, google, mom fashion don'ts, sassy smith, harpers bazaar, A rod, alex rodriguez wife, madonna divorce, arod madonna, alex rodriguez and madonna, arod, central park west, a rod madonna, alex rodriguez madonna, ella rodriguez, a-rod and c-rod split, the death of fashion, no pants, estee lauder

• Who's Doughy Bump Is This?

  Wow, now that's quite a bump - and apparently it was produced by eating In-N-Out burgers - lots of them.  The celeb gained 30 lbs!  No offense but that bump sure isn't sexy like Louise Redknapp. That'll be a huge baby right? Read More... Posted Jul 05 2008, 05:07 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, celebrity parents, celebrity dads, Angelina Jolie, matt damon, Jennifer Garner, celebrity pregnancy, Oprah, gwyneth paltrow, Halle Berry, pregnancy rumors, weight gain, bump watch, fat, charlize theron, google, sassy smith, thomas beatie, transgendered, pregnant man, matt damon fat, matt damon weight gain, matt damon not sexy, i'm not fucking matt damon, thomas beattie, in and out burgers

• Best of FameCrawler: Week of July 4th

  Jennifer Aniston-Mama To Be? A-Rod's Wife Cynthia Rodriguez Dating Madonna's Ex Lenny Kravitz Christina Aguilera Keeps Marriage Alive With Cocktails Remember When Entertainment Tonight Insisted That The Brangelina Twins Were Already Born...? Nicole Kidman's Heartbreak Birth for Angelina Jolie? They Say it Happened! Cindy Brady Gone Wild! OMG! Britney Has A Boyfriend - You'll Never Guess! Gwyneth Paltrow, Without Pants Guy Ritchie's Mother Is Fuming Over Madonna Divorce Talk Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber Expecting Baby #2 Maggie Gyllenhaal Makes Choices With Ramona In Mind Posted Jul 04 2008, 05:00 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, divorce, twins, Madonna, parents, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, maggie gyllenhaal, moms, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts, Celebrity, gwyneth paltrow, nicole kidman, Babble, Video, lenny kravitz, StrollerDerby, kids, birth, Xtina, children, Guy Ritchie, topless, A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, boobs, belly, dads, Sex, sweatpantsmom, ET, whit honea, marriage, teen, stars, born, breast, maternity, famous, labor, feeding, entertainment tonight, boyfriend, clip, cocktails, heartbreak, ramona, sassy smith, karen sugarpants, her bad mother, split, girls gone wild, post-baby, trix, best of famecrawler, susan olsen, cindy brady, pantless, cynthia rodriquez, omg, christian aguilera

• Gwyneth Paltrow, Without Pants

  Oh, Gwyneth. Seriously? Read More... Posted Jul 03 2008, 05:21 PM by HerBadMother with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity mom, gwyneth paltrow, Celebrity Families, chris martin, gwyneth, jezebel, bazaar, mom fashion don'ts, harpers bazaar, the death of fashion, no pants, estee lauder

• Bump Watch! Let The Pregnancy Rumors Begin...

  This Oscar-winning star seems to be sporting a little extra sumpin sumpin around the belly area. Which, means, of course, that pregnancy rumors could be just around the corner. Who is it? Read More... Posted Jun 27 2008, 04:05 PM by HerBadMother with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: gossip, Angelina Jolie, matt damon, Jennifer Garner, celebrity pregnancy, Oprah, gwyneth paltrow, Halle Berry, bump watch, charlize theron, thomas beatie, transgendered, pregnant man, matt damon fat, matt damon weight gain, matt damon not sexy, i'm not fucking matt damon, thomas beattie

• Chris Martin Might Have Been Gay, Had It Not Been for Boobs!

  In an interview with Rolling Stone, Coldplay's Chris Martin, professed his love for boobs and says they saved him from being gay. Read More... Posted Jun 22 2008, 05:31 PM by Karen Sugarpants with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: apple, gwyneth paltrow, chris martin, Coldplay

• Has Gwyneth Paltrow Made the Ultimate Sacrifice

  Gwyneth Paltrow looks ever so bumpalicious is her pretty silver dress.   Read More... Posted Jun 20 2008, 05:11 PM by trix with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity moms, celebrity dads, celebrity gossip, apple, gwyneth paltrow, moses, chris martin, Coldplay, pregnant stars, tabloid gossip, musician daddies, bumpwatch

• Is Chris Martin A Thief?

  It seems highly implausible that Chris Martin and his Coldplay cronies could be responsible for lifting so much as a contraband wheatgrass smoothie, but that hasn't stopped certain people from making accusations. (Video evidence after the jump!)  Read More... Posted Jun 17 2008, 03:30 PM by HerBadMother with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: gossip, Music, gwyneth paltrow, chris martin, youtube, Coldplay, you tube, itunes, copyright, chris martin stole song, coldplay you tube, viva la vida, chris martin thief, creaky boards, the songs i didn't write, cmj festival, andrew hoepfner, song theft, i tunes, coldplay stole song

• Chris Martin Is Gwyneth's Paltrow's Big Baby

  Chris Martin threw a bit of a tantrum the other day when asked in a radio interview about his new album.  He got up and walked out!  Why?   Read More... Posted Jun 14 2008, 01:05 PM by Karen Sugarpants with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity mom, pregnancy, baby, Pregnant, apple, gwyneth paltrow, Interview, premiere, movie premiere, Celebrity Families, us weekly, moses, chris martin, paltrow, Apple Martin, hospital, moses martin, shoes, the stars are nothing like us, bump watch, MILF, magazine, PPD, iron man, google, gwyneth paltrow at mount sinai, GQ, sassy smith, post partum depression, massage, gwyneth paltrow PPD, stripper shoes, robert downey jr, bad shoes, hot tranny mess, iron man premiere, gq uk, good actress, gwyneth paltrow gets sexy with gq, shorter hair, walks out

• READER POLL: Strangest Celebrity Baby Names

  I had to narrow it down to 5, and you're probably going to dog on me for picking these ones, but WHATEVER. Just vote on who's baby name you think is the strangest.   Read More... Posted Jun 11 2008, 11:04 AM by Karen Sugarpants with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity baby names, Brad Pitt, Gwen Stefani, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Suri Cruise, celebrity kids, twins, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, Angelina Jolie, apple, gwyneth paltrow, Maddox, Kingston, baby names, jessica alba, cash warren, honor, strangest

• Gwyneth Paltrow's Traumatic Experience

  Gwyneth Paltrow has had a recent emotional transition - a traumatic experience if you will.  No, she's not reminiscing about the birth of her two children, Apple and Moses.  It's something far more difficult than childbirth!  It's something that a lot of women have issues with - it's not only a physical part of us, but takes on an emotional aspect too. Read More... Posted Jun 05 2008, 05:03 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity mom, apple, gwyneth paltrow, premiere, movie premiere, Celebrity Families, us weekly, moses, chris martin, paltrow, Apple Martin, hospital, moses martin, shoes, the stars are nothing like us, MILF, magazine, PPD, iron man, google, gwyneth paltrow at mount sinai, GQ, sassy smith, post partum depression, massage, gwyneth paltrow PPD, stripper shoes, robert downey jr, bad shoes, hot tranny mess, iron man premiere, gq uk, good actress, gwyneth paltrow gets sexy with gq, shorter hair

• Spying on the Neighbors: 6-4-08

  Are those scarves or terrorists? Read More... Posted Jun 04 2008, 05:04 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, Britney Spears, Kate Hudson, film, twins, Madonna, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Paparazzi, Celebrity, Pregnant, gwyneth paltrow, parenting, family, Mom, Johnny Depp, father, movie, CNN, Guy Ritchie, scarf, dad, adoption papers, photos, terrorists, mother, clinton, obama, stars, pictures, grace kelly, parent, famous, alfred hitchcock, jimmy stewart, rear window, blogs, presidential, pics, Michelle malkin, multiple kids, celebrity spawn, nomination, asl, democratic, dunk' donuts, linday lohan, ed mcmahon, viper room, tattoes, matt and camila

• Gwyneth Paltrow's Secret To A Flat Tummy

  Actress Gwyneth Paltrow looks pretty darn good for having had two children - Apple, 4, and Moses, 2 - so what's the celebrity mom's secret to looking fabulous with a flat tummy? Read More... Posted May 22 2008, 07:37 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity mom, apple, gwyneth paltrow, premiere, movie premiere, Celebrity Families, us weekly, moses, chris martin, paltrow, Apple Martin, hospital, moses martin, shoes, the stars are nothing like us, MILF, magazine, PPD, iron man, google, gwyneth paltrow at mount sinai, GQ, sassy smith, post partum depression, massage, gwyneth paltrow PPD, stripper shoes, robert downey jr, bad shoes, hot tranny mess, iron man premiere, gq uk, good actress, gwyneth paltrow gets sexy with gq

• Spying on the Neighbors: 5-20-08

  What is Hilary doing now?   Read More... Posted May 20 2008, 06:30 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Brad Pitt, gossip, film, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, Paparazzi, Beckham, Posh, Jolie-Pitt, Celebrity, Pregnant, Heidi Klum, Brangelina, gwyneth paltrow, Clint Eastwood, hilary, Project Runway, spice, family, Mom, emo, father, movie, Maddox, pete doherty, Foo Fighters, Dave Grohl, rockstar, Nirvana, dlisted, dad, Coldplay, photos, mother, obama, rock, rolling stones, mick jagger, pictures, grace kelly, parent, famous, watch, spy, democrat, jimmy stewart, rear window, hitchcock, hilary clinton, peep, election, blogs, crackhead, nosy, pics

• Daddy Rock: Coldplay's "Violet Hill" Video

  Daddy Chris Martin, frontman of Coldplay, is having a banner summer.  His wife Gwyneth Paltrow has a little movie out called Iron Man and he's got a new album.  Looks like Apple and Moses will be able to get that new V-Smile game they've been eyeing. VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP  Read More... Posted May 18 2008, 03:29 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Celebrity, apple, gwyneth paltrow, Tape, family, Video, emo, Summer, kids, moses, chris martin, Coldplay, single, song, one, potts, new video, latest, hit, blockbuster, iron man, games, engllish, chris martin tape on hands, v-smile

• Spying on the Neighbors: 5-14-08

  Where's dinner?   Read More... Posted May 14 2008, 08:28 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, Gwen Stefani, Expecting, twins, Gavin Rossdale, Madonna, Victoria Beckham, christina aguilera, Paparazzi, baby, Posh, Celebrity, Pregnant, Nanny, julia roberts, gwyneth paltrow, spice, family, Mom, crazy, Xtina, father, jlo, jennifer lopez, dad, Coldplay, photos, mother, whit honea, pictures, parent, famous, blogs, pics, walk of fame, hollywood star, miu miu

• I See London, I See France, I See Gwyneth's Underpants

  You can see them, too, if you want. You just need to buy the latest issue of GQ, which features Gwynnie on the cover, rocking the bedsheets like so many publicity-hungry celebrities before her. But don't you dare question the status of underpants in her everyday life. She's a mom, you know. She doesn't want anything to do with any of that knicker-free business that seems to have caught on with the Britneys and Parises of the world: Read More... Posted May 12 2008, 02:30 PM by HerBadMother with | with no comments Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, celebrity mom, celebrity moms, gwyneth paltrow, premiere, Celebrity Families, us weekly, chris martin, paltrow, Apple Martin, hospital, Miley Cyrus, moses martin, shoes, magazine covers, the stars are nothing like us, MILF, underwear, magazine, PPD, iron man, google, gwyneth paltrow at mount sinai, GQ, post partum depression, massage, gwyneth paltrow PPD, stripper shoes, robert downey jr, bad shoes, hot tranny mess, iron man premiere, gq uk, gwyneth paltrow gets sexy with gq, gwyneth paltrow topless, sheets, gq magazine, gq cover, sexy mother, half-naked celebrities, topless celebrities, pin-ups, gwyneth paltrow gq

• Spying on the Neighbors: 5-12-08

  Oh, good.  Mom liked the mug. Read More... Posted May 12 2008, 02:25 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Brad Pitt, gossip, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, Ben Affleck, Tattoo, Paparazzi, Celebrity, Pregnant, gwyneth paltrow, Meg Ryan, family, Mom, Shiloh, father, chris martin, Zahara, jlo, jennifer lopez, England, bikini, America, dad, Coldplay, photos, mother, pictures, ink, parent, famous, minnie driver, blogs, pics

• More Half-Naked Celebrities And Their Bedding

  What's with this whole trend of photographing celebrities wrapped in nothing but sheets? I mean, it was dumb when they did it to Lindsay, creepy when they did to Miley, and now it's just tiresome that they're starting to do it to celebrity moms. Read More... Posted May 12 2008, 01:05 PM by HerBadMother with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, celebrity moms, gwyneth paltrow, Miley Cyrus, magazine covers, MILF, underwear, GQ, gwyneth paltrow topless, sheets, gq magazine, gq cover, sexy mother, half-naked celebrities, topless celebrities, pin-ups, gwyneth paltrow gq

• Streetwalker Fashions For Your Preschooler

  Need pimp hats and feather boas for your preschooler?  Look no further.  The photo is an ad for a new fashion line - Dereon Girls, a division of House of Dereon - the fashion line produced by Beyonce and her mom Tina Knowles.  It's a fashion line for little girls, yet strangely enough, the clothing looks like something a streetwalker would wear.  Oh hell no. Read More... Posted May 10 2008, 07:32 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: gwyneth paltrow, Fashion, Michelle Williams, celebrity couples, baby bump, trashy, Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Solange Knowles, new york, hookers, rapper, google, beyonce pregnant, sassy smith, guns, beyonce and jay z, beyonce wedding, beyonce and jay z married 2008, jay z wedding, jay z, jay z and beyonce wedding, beyonce world, beyonce wedding pictures, tribeca, beyonce and jay z marriage, destinys child, beyonce and jay z married, beyonce and jay z wedding, kelly rowland, guns at beyonce jay z wedding, guns at jay z wedding, beyonce wedding ring, jay z wedding ring, beyonce knowles pregnant, baby rumors, beyonce jay z marriage confirmed, beyonce is 100 percent pregnant, bump buzz, tina knowles, dereon girls, streetwalkers

• Gwyneth Gets Sensible

  Okay: aaaaahhhhhh. My feet are finally unclenching from all of the trauma of looking at pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow's insane, gravity-defying, bunion-breeding footwear last week. These shoes, the ones that she's wearing in the photo above, are little more reasonable Read More... Posted May 07 2008, 01:47 PM by HerBadMother with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity mom, gwyneth paltrow, premiere, Celebrity Families, us weekly, chris martin, paltrow, Apple Martin, hospital, moses martin, shoes, MILF, PPD, iron man, gwyneth paltrow at mount sinai, post partum depression, massage, gwyneth paltrow PPD, stripper shoes, robert downey jr, bad shoes, hot tranny mess, iron man premiere

• Little Rivets in the Future for Iron Man Robert Downey Jr.?

  "Iron Man" Robert Downey Jr. knows the secret to a good life.  That is, besides having your movie rake in $201 million in five days...   Read More... Posted May 06 2008, 02:05 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity kids, celebrity dads, Hollywood, gwyneth paltrow,