No one panic, but we have a Homely Goth Alert, Terror Level: Ren-Faire. Princess Kalina's n'eyebrows and blood clot lipstick, plus the fresh-from-the-grave complexion of her husband, "noted"
humanitarian Kitin Munoz, just scream "We will harvest the baby's plasma!" This devil spawn sacrificial ceremony family portrait is just one black velvet cape away from Terror Level: Cure Concert.
It kind of looks like they are at a christening for little Simeon Hassan, but what mere mortal could fulfill godparenting duties to this family? Paging Anne Rice and Angelina Jolie! Wear your prettiest vial of blood, we need witnesses for a ritual! (Actually,
maybe don't invite Angie, you know how grabby she gets around foreign kids.)
Photo: Celebrity Baby Blog
