Brad Pitt is, like, totally in luuurve.
According to Fox News, he recently had a Parisian master-engraver craft a love-letter pendant, a "miniature gold card slipped discreetly into a golden envelope, (that) begins: "I find you in the morning sky, in the sound of children's laughter, in the motion of every stirring wind."
The message ends with the words, "I love you, Brad."
I know, I know. Say it with me: aaawwww. Braddie wuvs de mudder of his widdle children!
Except that, I'm not so certain that this extravagant gift was really intended for the mother of his children. What does Angelina want with mediocre poetry scraped onto a piece of gold? Nope, I think that Brad had this little token made for himself: that last line actually reads "I love you BRAD." That comma was, like, a fleck of dandruff or something.
Even movie stars need a little Stuart Smalley boost to their self-esteem sometimes. Gotta love yourself first, you know, before you can truly love others. Or something like that.
