Old sex-machines don't die, they just fade away. This according to the fact that at least a dozen people have claimed that James Brown, the late and great, is their father. So far, of those tested for DNA, two have returned positive matches. Other results are still pending.
The ages of those claiming a piece of Brown's pie (that sounds kind of gross) range from 6-year-old James Brown II (nice ploy) to 45-year-old LaRhonda Petit, who allegedly is one of those proven to be his offspring. Basically, the guy left a bit of a mess.
