Paris Hilton is always thinking of the children. "I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I'm going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children's hospitals," she said the other day. "I never wear something twice."
This is why she's going to make such a great mother. She knows what children really need: not love and support and attention, but skanky old clothes that have pawed over and under by innumerable Greek shipping heirs and wannabe fly boys.
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