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• Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt The New Brangelina (Try Not To Laugh)

  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (or Speidi if you wish) believe they are the next Brangelina.  I know that seems ridiculous but The Hills reality TV couple are planning to make babies and adopt.  Help us all. Read More... Posted Sep 20 2008, 05:02 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Brad Pitt, adoption, celebrity parents, television, Angelina Jolie, reality TV, Brangelina, Spencer Pratt, The Hills, the stars are nothing like us, celebrities are nothing like us, google, heidi montag, sassy smith

• Celebrities That Should Never, Ever Spawn

  Seriously. I don't think that the universe could handle any multiplication of this couple's genetic code. I mean, the combined measure of their total soul-sucking vapidity is already threatening to bust a black hole in the wafer-thin fabric of popular culture - can you imagine if they multiplied? Read More... Posted Jun 25 2008, 05:21 PM by HerBadMother with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity babies, gossip, Posh, Becks, Spencer Pratt, The Hills, Beckhams, Lauren Conrad, Victoria Beckham pregnant, heidi montag, speidi, heidi montag pregnant, heidi and spencer babies, heidi and spencer engaged, speidi pregnant

• Heidi Montag Pregnant!

  Heidi Montag of The Hills is pregnant!  Yes!  That's what I heard.... Read More... Posted May 21 2008, 06:08 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: TV, pregnancy, reality TV, celebrity gossip, Hollywood, MTV, California, Spencer Pratt, The Hills, blondes, the stars are nothing like us, celebrities are nothing like us, fake, rumors, fake tans, google, heidi montag, best friends, celebrity moms to be, sassy smith, plots, ashlee and pete, yahoo shine, l.c.

• Heidi Montag Denies Ripping Off Britney's Voice And Faking Duet

  Ooooookay. We know for certain now that the Heidi Montag/Britney Spears duet was faked. A representative from Britney's record label, Jive, has said that "it’s not authorized and it wasn’t set up in any way and they never spent any time together in the studio. This was never a planned song or duet in any way." And what does Heidi have to say? Read More... Posted Mar 04 2008, 07:14 AM by HerBadMother with | with no comments Filed under: Britney Spears, television, reality TV, Hollywood, Paparazzi, Music, Sean Preston, Spencer Pratt, The Hills, ryan seacrest, jayden james, celebrities are nothing like us, naked, american idol, duet, popstar, poptart, famous, itunes, blonde bombshell, google, heidi montag, britney is crazy, britney's career sucks, popmusic, head games, britney spears duet, dramatic, montag spears duet, montag, britney duet faked, heidi montag brother dies, heidi denies faking britney duet, britney denies duet

• Heidi Montag-Britney Spears Duet FAKED: Heidi And Spencer Stole Brit's Voice

  So. That Heidi Montag/Britney Spears duet? You know, the one that would be incontrovertible evidence of the coming apocalypse, if it were actually a bona fide duet between Tinseltown's least interesting wannabe popwhore and Britney Spears? Well, it may not be a bona duet, so you can all put your binoculars down and stop watching for the Four Horsemen. Apparently, little Miss Montag and her gentleman friend-slash-producer Spencer Pratt (so perfect, that name) used Britney's vocals without her consent. Which is to say, they stole her voice, which, if you ask me, is pure evil. Poor Britney can't even hang on to her kids - now she has fight to keep custody of her voice? Not cool. UPDATE after the jump!  Read More... Posted Mar 04 2008, 06:45 AM by HerBadMother with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, television, reality TV, Hollywood, Paparazzi, Music, Sean Preston, Spencer Pratt, The Hills, ryan seacrest, jayden james, celebrities are nothing like us, naked, american idol, duet, popstar, poptart, famous, itunes, blonde bombshell, google, heidi montag, britney is crazy, britney's career sucks, popmusic, britney spears duet, dramatic, montag spears duet, montag, britney duet faked, heidi montag brother dies

• VIDEO: Heidi and Spencer Need A "Higher" Dose of Reality

  Heidi Montag is a delusional wreck if she is serious about this music career.  In a music video worse than Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind (and deaf), Heidi Montag runs around a beach (original!) and sings badly (original!), then cries her eyes out over the internet dubbing this hot mess "the worst music video in history."  It's like the ugly kid at the pageant not being told she's the ugly kid until she gets there.  Little Miss Sunshine gone WRONG.  If that wasn't enough, equally stunned Spencer Pratt has come to her defense and I can barely type his quote without laughing:   Read More... Posted Feb 18 2008, 03:30 PM by Karen Sugarpants with | with no comments Filed under: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Madonna, Music, Video, Nelly Furtado, Spencer Pratt, Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, heidi montag, stars are blind, higher

• Really, Hillary?

  Apparently the Clinton Camp figured that Will.I.Am's video tribute to Barack Obama was too powerful and had to come up with something of their own.  I think I'd rather watch the Heidi Montag video.  Nice try, Hillary.     Related Posts: Will.I.Am's Great Barack Obama Tribute (Hey, it's sweeping the nation)  Heidi Montag's Boobs Make a Video  Posted Feb 07 2008, 02:02 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Video, Spencer Pratt, boobs, Hillary Clinton, hillary, barack obama, heidi montag, will.i.am, election 2008

• Please, Don't Let Them Breed: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's Boobs

  We used to have a running feature here at FameCrawler called "Don't Let Them Breed," or something like that.  It was a long time ago and we only did one, but it was a hit.  I'm bringing it back, like sexy but not so much. Today we're talking about wanna-be Barbie doll Heidi Montag...   Read More... Posted Feb 04 2008, 01:56 PM by Whit Honea with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: WTF?, Video, bikini, Barbie, Spencer Pratt, boobs, fake boobs, don't let them breed, barbie doll, breasts, music video, clip, heidi montag, rhythm method, bad music video, starving kids, tacos

• Heidi Montag Wants 4 Kids!

  When Heidi and Spencer broke off their engagement on the last season of The Hills, we all thought it was over.  But wait.  Check out what the couple said this past weekend:   Read More... Posted Jan 21 2008, 03:03 PM by Karen Sugarpants with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: television, pregnancy, family, kids, children, Spencer Pratt, The Hills, the stars are nothing like us, bump watch, marriage, engagement, heidi montag, wants kids, heidi & spencer

• Madden and Pratt: The Screaming, Kicking and Scratching of the Eyes Out

  Tough guys Joel Madden, of "I knocked up Nicole Richie" fame, and Spencer Pratt (The Hills), got into a bit of hissing match over the weekend. According to In Touch Weekly, they were both dining at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday when Madden approached Pratt to defend the honor of his, whatever the hell she is, girlfriend, fiancée, babymama, toothpick, Nicole.  They had to be restrained before someone got their feelings hurt. Apparently Pratt talked some trash about Richie a couple of years ago in Details magazine.  Wasn't Madden still pretending to be a punk rocker two years ago? Why would he be reading Details?  Hell, how does he recognize a guy from The Hills?  I can only assume that Nicole pointed him out to Joel over lunch (she had plenty of time to tell the story while not eating for two).  Gee Nicole, grudge much?  Put the nothing down and pick up a fork, that baby's hungry. Posted Jul 09 2007, 10:03 AM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Nicole Richie, Richie, Pregnant, Joel Madden, catfight, celebirty pregnancy, celebrity married, celebrity expecting, Beverly Hills, Good Charlotte, Details, Spencer Pratt, Hotel, The Hills