Put away the bong! A Malawi welfare inspector will soon be visiting the London home of Madonna and Guy Ritchie to see if they're suitable to adopt one-year-old David Banda who they've had interim custody of since last October. The Ritchies will be questioned about alcohol and drug use, infertility, divorce and infidelity which are all looked down on in conservative Malawi. Quick - Madonna, act Like a Virgin!
Apparently the inspector could observe Madonna and Ritchie for up to five hours a day for up to five days to see how loving they are towards each other and their children. I'm glad Mr. Inspector Man's not coming to my house, where I'm sure he'd be all negative about the chokehold I use to get my husband's attention, or the measly five-dollars I charge my kids when they want a hug.
[photo: AFP/File]
