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• Peter Andre to Adopt?

  Peter Andre and Jordan, aka Katie Price, have a pretty good thing going.  Fame, money, family, talent, boobs, basically the whole package.  However, there is something that Andre and his respective sauce haven't done and it's leaving a bit of a hole in his heart.   Read More... Posted Jun 19 2008, 01:22 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: moms, baby, Celebrity, Joke, Katie Price, Disney, K-Fed, adopt, jordan, Video, kids, father, children, British, Peter Andre, death, America, dad, adoption papers, pub, U.K., duet, vote, sing, aladdin, a whole new world, dad of the year, match, brand, daddies sauce, father of the years, k.fed, spotted dick, Harvey, disabled

• Peter Andre and Daddies Sauce: He's a Winner

  This just in (like three days ago, but there were so many jokes it needed to settle), Peter Andre was recently voted the U.K.'s Dad of the Year by 2,000 moms.  No, that's not the joke... Read More... Posted Jun 13 2008, 03:02 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, moms, baby, Celebrity, Joke, Katie Price, K-Fed, jordan, kids, father, children, British, Peter Andre, death, America, dad, pub, U.K., vote, dad of the year, match, brand, daddies sauce, father of the years, k.fed, spotted dick

• BROKEN NEWS: Angelina Jolie, Do We Have Babies or What?

  Hey, is this another one of Angelina Jolie's "jokes?"  She's a funny one.  Hell, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the Jack Black thing was a set up, too (his mouth, not his baby- or his yak). Read More... Posted May 30 2008, 01:45 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Brad Pitt, adoption, twins, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, babies, Sean Penn, Paparazzi, baby, Jolie-Pitt, Pitt, Joke, movies, angie, Video, birth, Shiloh, movie, Zahara, Pax, Maddox, Jack Black, C-section, baby bump, Star Magazine, today show, new orleans, texas, sexy, born, multiples, tabloids, famous, beowulf, fraternal twins, multiple births, google, baby watch, angelina jolie pregnant with twins, sassy smith, the spiderwick chronicles, playboy wants brad pitt, angelina has low self esteem, tree of life, it's a boy and a girl for angelina, angelina and brad having twins, angelina is 6 months pregnant, brother and sister, mallory, maddox names sister, angelina names twin daughter, kung fu panda, changeling, brangelina gives birth in france, babies born, surrender, dusting hoffman, jack black welcomes baby

• Angelina Jolie and Jack Black: The Video That Rocked the World!

  Hows that for build-up?  Sure, Jack Black rocks in lots of videos, but never quite like this. Read More... Posted May 15 2008, 08:28 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Brad Pitt, adoption, twins, Angelina Jolie, Rumor, Hollywood, babies, Paparazzi, baby, Pregnant, Joke, Access Hollywood, movies, father's day, Fashion, matt lauer, angie, Video, Shiloh, movie, Zahara, Pax, Maddox, C-section, baby bump, Foo Fighters, Dave Grohl, Nirvana, youtube, today show, liar, tribute, sexy, cleavage, multiples, wanted, tabloids, famous, beowulf, humor, fraternal twins, multiple births, style, tropic thunder, clip, dustin hoffman, due date, baby watch, angelina jolie pregnant with twins, sassy smith, playboy wants brad pitt, angelina has low self esteem, tree of life, it's a boy and a girl for angelina, angelina and brad having twins, angelina is 6 months pregnant, brother and sister, tux, mallory, maddox names sister, angelina names twin daughter, jolie-pitt twins, maddox makes care packages, mallory jolie pitt, gestational diabetes, carrying twins is tiring, brad and angie married, tenacious d, paul allen, microsoft co founder, summer wedding, brad and angie married at sea, brangelina arrive in france, tricks, jack black spills the beans, Natalie morales, joking, access, today, lie, birthing, changeling, dresses, trailers, cast of thousands, office jokes, practicle jokes, mean jokes, release information, jokes on coworkers, pranks, birth twins, jolie had twins, gags

• Angelina Jolie is a Big, Fat Liar!!

  Angelina Jolie announced earlier, with some help from Dustin Hoffman that her due date for the twins is August 19th.  LIES! PANTS! FIRE! RUN! MORE PICS AFTER THE JUMP!    Read More... Posted May 15 2008, 03:59 PM by Whit Honea with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: TV, Brad Pitt, adoption, twins, Angelina Jolie, Rumor, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, babies, Paparazzi, Joke, apple, Clint Eastwood, movies, red carpet, Cannes, angie, birth, Shiloh, movie, Zahara, Pax, Maddox, Pixar, C-section, baby bump, iPhone, lies, today show, liar, fat, whit honea, sexy, pictures, multiples, tabloids, famous, beowulf, humor, fraternal twins, multiple births, big, not true, tropic thunder, dustin hoffman, true, baby watch, angelina jolie pregnant with twins, playboy wants brad pitt, angelina has low self esteem, tree of life, it's a boy and a girl for angelina, angelina and brad having twins, angelina is 6 months pregnant, brother and sister, david cook, mallory, maddox names sister, angelina names twin daughter, jolie-pitt twins, maddox makes care packages, mallory jolie pitt, gestational diabetes, carrying twins is tiring, brad and angie married, fun, paul allen, microsoft co founder, summer wedding, brad and angie married at sea, octopus, brangelina arrive in france, prank, twin girls, access hollywhood, jack black spills the beans, kung fu panda, tuxedo, pants on fire, french humor, mimes, panda express, panda, angelina jolie lied, jolie lied about due date, changeling, sarah fisher, vai sikahema, karina smirnoff, kinkajou, taryn manning, michael hollick, kimberly caldwell, little sisters, babies due, angelina jolie gives birth, babies born, twins born, jolie has babies, has twins, jack black baby born, jolie has twins, fake story, twin girls born, twins born in france

• John Travolta: Leavin' On A Gay Plane?

  Yep. That would be a full-on, lip-to-lip kiss. Which, you know, is not gay at all. Read More... Posted Apr 14 2008, 06:45 PM by HerBadMother with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: film, Scientology, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Hollywood, Celebrity, Joke, Disney, movie, celebrity dad, daughter, Ella, birthday, Page Six, gay, wig, bar, musical, songs, play, stage, humor, toupee, cast, costumes, tom cruise gay, under the sea, beard, in the closet, the little mermaid, gay rumors, fake hair, sing-a-long, ariel, part of that world, kiss the girl, el capitan theatre, scientologists gay, travolta gay

• John Travolta and The Little Mermaid

  John Travolta put on his Sunday best wig (the thing on his head, the Sunday best beard holding his hand is wife Kelly Preston) and took birthday girl Ella to 46th Street for Disney's The Little Mermaid.  Sure beats a banded, bulbous snarfblatt.  Those get very boring.   Read More... Posted Apr 12 2008, 03:50 PM by Whit Honea with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: film, Scientology, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Hollywood, Celebrity, Joke, Disney, movie, celebrity dad, daughter, Ella, birthday, Page Six, wig, bar, musical, songs, play, stage, humor, toupee, cast, costumes, under the sea, beard, the little mermaid, gay rumors, fake hair, sing-a-long, ariel, part of that world, kiss the girl, el capitan theatre

• Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

  Tom Cruise should be flattered, or possibly pissed.  I guess it depends on whether or not Scientologists believe in marijauna.  I'm going to say yes.   Read More... Posted Apr 07 2008, 04:20 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, drugs, Scientology, L.A., Celebrity, Suri, Joke, father, gay, pot, dad, Los Angeles, smoke, street, munchies, weed, stoned, medicinal marijuana, stoners, ganja, tom cruise purple, medical community, pot smokers, war on drugs, marijauna, vending machine

• Spying on the Neighbors: 4-01-08

  I can't believe they fell for the rickroll! Ha, I love April Fools!   Read More... Posted Apr 01 2008, 06:24 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, Britney Spears, parents, Hollywood, Tom Brady, Naomi Watts, Spears, Celebrity, Pregnant, Quaterback, New England Patriots, Joke, X-Men, Australia, family, kids, actor, babydaddy, NFL, Jamie Lynn Spears, alexander, bump watch, sports talk, sasha, fitness, ex-wives, comedy, health, famous, humor, spying on the neighbors, racist, liev schrieber, blogs, sabertooth, rickrolled, rick roll, links, rebel, rebel flag, jay mohr, april fools day, racist hood

• Kevin Federline Hits Old People

  According to nationalenquirer.com, Federline went golfing with three pals, at LA's Tony Balboa golf club, who were trying to teach K'Fed the game.  That's when it went downhill from there. Read More... Posted Nov 24 2007, 05:34 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, gossip, celebrity parents, Britney Spears, divorce, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, babies, Joke, Music, Sean Preston, custody battles, trashy, jayden james, call CPS, celebrities are nothing like us, gimme more, billboard charts, tabloids, toddlers, TV Dancing with The Stars, nancy grace twins, itunes, beowulf, Blackout album, paris hilton sex tape, oops I did it again, hiphop

• Tom Cruise Makes a Realistic Cardboard Cutout

  Too. Many. Jokes. Somewhere between Hitler and Freddie Mercury I'm left with this lifelike cutout of Tom Cruise. Read More... Posted Oct 29 2007, 05:42 PM by Whit Honea with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: film, Tom, Cruise, Joke, Music, masturbation, France, movie, Germany, short, hitler, retire, french, lions for lambs, dixie, freddie, note, mercury, palm

• African Couple to Adopt Britney's Kids?

  According to Slate magazine a couple from the country of Malawi has completed the paperwork required to adopt Sean Preston Federline and Jayden James Federline. This follows Britney Spears losing custody of the children earlier this week. Read More... Posted Oct 05 2007, 10:51 AM by Whit Honea with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, adoption, Scientology, Hollywood, Jayden James Federline, Britney, Spears, L.A., Joke, K-Fed, Federline, Sean Preston Federline, Malawi, adoption rumors, Vma, the adoption papers, adoption papers, MTV Video Music Awards, hoax, Britney Spears, Slate Magazine

• Sarah Silverman, 50, Thinks Calling Britney Spears' Kids "Adorable Mistakes" is a Term of Endearment

  Sarah Silverman is still getting press on her VMA jokes at Britney's expense.  Namely the jokes about the boys.  "The joke that everyone was upset about — me calling the kids `adorable mistakes' — was the most innocuous joke," Silverman told Us Weekly.  She can't figure out what all the hub-bub is about, but she'll talk about it to anyone with a microphone. Read More... Posted Sep 26 2007, 02:10 PM by Whit Honea with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Jayden James Federline, Britney, Spears, Paris, Joke, Video, Sean Preston Federline, boobs, Vma, MTV Video Music Awards, sarah silverman, silverman, adorable mistakes, cleavage, jimmy kimmel

• Nicole Richie and the Emperor's New Cookbook

  If this makes money I'm going to move to Siberia.  Publicist Robin Smith thinks that she has a great idea, the Nicole Richie Cookbook based on all of the foods that Nicole is famous for looking at eating. Read More... Posted Sep 10 2007, 12:58 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Nicole Richie, Joke, eating, robin smith, cookbook

• Matt Damon Confirms: The Red Sox Tear Apart Families

  The Boston Herald is reporting that Matt Damon would rather go down in history as a famed member of the Red Sox than an actor.  He reportedly said this in an interview with People magazine, but I'm guessing that he was only half-joking.  If I could go down in history as a famed Yankee rather than the world's greatest writer of celebrity parent gossip, I would really consider it.  I would also consider being the world's greatest writer of celebrity parent gossip.   Read More... Posted Aug 03 2007, 12:52 PM by Whit Honea with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: matt damon, Damon, Isabella, Joke, people magazine, Red Sox, Yankees, baseball, Boston, Boston Herald, new york

• Naomi Watts Sets Up Classic Punchline

  Naomi Watts is pregnant.  Very pregnant.  That's why she wears a helmet when jaunting about town on her Vespa ($4,199-$5,499). I hope she has a little helmet on her unborn kid.  Really? Is riding around on a scooter throught the streets of NYC while extremely pregnant a good idea? I can't imagine that her doctor will be thrilled to read this piece (all Hollywood doctors have FameCrawler in their feed readers). I've got to say, I am trying very hard to be nice here, but all I can think about when I see this picture is the old adage about large women and mopeds.  Seriously, it's freaking killing me. Posted Jun 10 2007, 05:03 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: celebrities, celebrity babies, celebrity mom, celebrity parents, mom-lebrity, Expecting, celebrity moms, celebrity gossip, moms, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts, Watts, Naomi, hot mama, Celebrity, FameCrawler, Vespa, NYC, Joke