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• Madonna Consults Psychic Healer About Failed Adoption

  Let's face it, in a perfect world, Madonna would have probably been granted custody of Mercy James last month, but this isn't a perfect world -- it's a material one. Read More... Posted May 13 2009, 07:32 AM by Josh loposer with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity mom, celebrity parents, Madonna, christina aguilera, Music, Scarlett Johansson, Kabbalah, Guy Ritchie, Malawi, David Banda, Jesus, rocco, lourdes, psychic, mercy james, failed adoption, Mama Love

• Is Desmond From LOST A Sexual Harasser?

  Henry Ian Cusick (aka Desmond from LOST) is reportedly being sued for getting all inappropriate-like with a female crew member on the set of ABC's hit.  Read More... Posted Apr 28 2009, 07:30 AM by Josh loposer with | with no comments Filed under: ABC, Hawaii, Jesus, lost, 24, desmond, Scottish, sued, Henry Ian Cusick, LA Superior Court, Annie Wood, Peru, Gospel of John, Oahu, Chelsea Stone

• Britney Pays K-Fed For Doing Nothing

  So exactly what is Kevin Federline getting paid $5000.00/week for? I thought he was getting paid to take care of the boys while Britney is on tour.  I guess taking care of the boys means, leaving them with the nanny for some quality me time. Read More... Posted Mar 04 2009, 01:28 PM by trix with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Britney Spears, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, celebrity divorce, Guy Ritchie, model, Cynthia Rodriguez, A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, celebrity breakups, Yankees, baseball, David Banda, Natasha Rodriguez, Jesus, new york, custody, derek jeter, sports talk, terrorists, bar, settlement, brazilian, A rod, madonna divorce, arod madonna, alex rodriguez and madonna, arod, central park west, a rod madonna, alex rodriguez madonna, ella rodriguez, dating alex rodriguez, israel, israeli news

• Spying on the Neighbors: 3-02-09

  Why isn't "House" on tonight?   Read More... Posted Mar 02 2009, 03:36 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, twins, parents, pregnancy, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, baby, Celebrity, Pregnant, julia roberts, parenting, Molly Ringwald, family, TMZ, Michelle Williams, kids, birth, children, Boris Becker, A-Rod, Matilda, house, neighbors, jezebel, dlisted, Jesus, tweens, rumors, stars, grace kelly, bullock, teens, famous, labor, blog, alfred hitchcock, jimmy stewart, rear window, peeping, nosy, infant, spying

• Will Jesus Cure What Ails Madonna?

  Oh Madonna, why are you so sad? Do you really need some 22 year old boy to make you feel better about yourself? Every one has speculated on the nature of their relationship, is he her boy toy, are they just friends? Read More... Posted Feb 16 2009, 08:34 AM by trix with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Britney Spears, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, celebrity divorce, Guy Ritchie, model, Cynthia Rodriguez, A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, celebrity breakups, Yankees, baseball, David Banda, Natasha Rodriguez, Jesus, new york, custody, derek jeter, sports talk, terrorists, bar, settlement, brazilian, A rod, madonna divorce, arod madonna, alex rodriguez and madonna, arod, central park west, a rod madonna, alex rodriguez madonna, ella rodriguez, dating alex rodriguez, israel, israeli news

• Mark Wahlberg on Letterman (and off, too)

  Mark Wahlberg was a guest of David Letterman's last night promoting The Happening and as usual the topic turned to kids (and aliens vs. Jesus).  Mark and his partner Rhea Durham are expecting a baby boy later this summer. I'll throw the video on here when it becomes available, but in the meantime enjoy this clip of Wahlberg leaving the theater and interacting with his fans and some people that don't know who he is.       Photo  Posted Jun 11 2008, 02:40 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Expecting, Paparazzi, baby, Celebrity, David, Dave, Letterman, kids, Mark, Wahlberg, Rhea Durham, boy, children, Jesus, bump watch, fans, autograph, the happening, aliends, marky

• The Best of FameCrawler: Week of Feb. 22

  BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth to Twins Gene Simmons Sex Tape Heath Ledger's Death Taking A Toll On Jake Gyllenhaal Miley Cyrus: Grounded Until Menopause Naked Lindsay Lohan Channels Marilyn Monroe - And Nicole Kidman? Playboy Hot List Which Movie Star Just Miscarried? Genesseret.com: Is Gene Simmons' Sex Tape a Tool of the Devil? All Eyes Are On a Pregnant Nicole Kidman - In a See-Through Dress Steve Zahn, You Could Have Had the Large Popcorn for Only a Quarter More!                   Posted Feb 22 2008, 04:20 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, twins, FameCrawler, nicole kidman, Heath Ledger, birth, marc anthony, jennifer lopez, Miley Cyrus, Steve Zahn, Jesus, marilyn monroe, baby on blog, gene simmons, lawsuit, jake gyllenhall, j. lo

• Pamela Anderson's Own Personal Bag of Jesus

  Pamela Anderson covered up the girls when picking up the boy, her son Brandon.  That's awfully respectable of her.   Have you guys tried the new take-out Jesus?  It's just fish and bread, but their wine list is fantastic.    Photo: Celebrity Girls  Posted Jan 27 2008, 10:02 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: pamela anderson, Son, Basketball, Jesus, WWJD, brandon

• What the Hell Does the View Know?

  Here is a clip from The View in which nobody knows what the hell they are talking about. Why don't they call it The Obstructed View?  I was hoping to make fun of Elisabeth or Sherri, the usual suspects, but Whoopi swooped in to say the dumbest thing.  Way to go, Whoopi.   Here you go, Whoopster, for future reference. Posted Jan 21 2008, 07:29 PM by Whit Honea with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: The View, photoshop, history, Jesus, jessica simpson, joy, elisabeth, hasselbeck, barbara walters, earth, bible, whoopi, vote, racist, religious, jeffery, b.c., sherri shepherd, burrito, time-line, the earth is round, the earth is flat, encyclopedia, admendment, right to vote, suffrage

• The Un-Christmas Dinner at Madonna's House

  Recent gossip surrounding Madonna and Christmas (whether she celebrates or whether she doesn't) had me confused until I realized she is crazy.  Personally I could care less if her family celebrates Christmas, since it's something I'd love to quit but only because of the running around.   I wish Santa was real so I could sit back and enjoy the holiday! This story caught my attention and I heard a scream as I finished reading it: "No Wire Hangers!"   Read More... Posted Dec 18 2007, 09:09 AM by Karen with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: adoption, celebrity parents, Britney Spears, Madonna, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, Music, Kabbalah, Guy Ritchie, London, holiday, Christmas, harry potter, Jesus, celebrities are nothing like us, religion, gimme more, jewish, rocco, lourdes, billboard charts, tabloids, famous, santa, itunes, beowulf, Like a Virgin, blackout cd, easter, fred clause premiere, snatch, judaism, gift giving, britney spears kissing madonna, madonna adopts son, presents

• Sherri Shepherd Shouldn't Homeschool

  If you watch The View as religiously as I do then you know that Sherri Shepherd isn't exactly the sharpest bulb in the burrito. First she didn't know whether or not the world was round (yes, the one we live on), and then lately...   Read More... Posted Dec 17 2007, 09:01 AM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: The View, photoshop, history, Jesus, jessica simpson, joy, hasselbeck, barbara walters, earth, bible, whoopi, religious, jeffery, b.c., sherri shepherd, burrito, time-line, the earth is round, the earth is flat, encyclopedia

• Britney Reaches Out To Jesus. Jesus Says, Yo, Beyatch, Step Off!

  Just kidding. Of course Jesus wouldn't reject Spears. What was that bit in Gospels? The pantiless shall inherit the earth? Jesus loves all of his flock, even the ones who drive around on amphetamines with their kids in the backseat, looking for their next frappuccino fix. Jesus loves us all. Read More... Posted Dec 07 2007, 05:05 PM by HerBadMother with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, Britney Spears, divorce, celebrity gossip, Jayden James Federline, Britney, Spears, Sean Preston Federline, topless, child abuse, celebutard, Jesus, custody, photos, brit, rumors, marriage, britney bad mom, amphetamines, gospels, britney loves jesus, spears child abues, fabio, spears child neglect, drug tests, redemption

• No Christmas For Madonna's Family!

  Bahumbug!  Madonna cancelled Christmas and refuses to give her kids presents. VIDEO AFTER THE READ Read More... Posted Nov 23 2007, 07:02 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, Britney Spears, Madonna, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, Angelina Jolie, Music, Kabbalah, Guy Ritchie, London, holiday, Christmas, Jesus, celebrities are nothing like us, religion, gimme more, jewish, rocco, lourdes, billboard charts, tabloids, santa, itunes, beowulf, Like a Virgin, blackout cd, easter, fred clause premiere

• Julia Roberts Unveils Baby Henry

  As promised, Julia Roberts 'unveiled' Baby Henry on Oprah the other day. The 'unveiling' was just Julia holding up a small black and white photo, but that didn't stop the Oprah-philes from freaking out as though she'd just revealed a Polaroid of Jesus. (Close-up after the jump)  Read More... Posted Nov 21 2007, 08:03 AM by HerBadMother with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity mom, Vanity Fair, Celebrity, Oprah, julia roberts, julia, Celebrity Families, Danny Moder, working mom, Roberts, baby pictures, Jesus, charlie wilsons war, pretty woman, sahm, julia roberts new movie, stay-at-home mom, henry roberts moder pictures, unveiling henry, henry roberts, julia roberts handicapped parking, henry roberts moder pics, baby henry

• Uncut 'Gimme More' Video: Britney Shows Boobs! Did We Want this Much More?

  Jesus, really?  Yes.  An uncut version of Britney Spears' Gimme More video has appeared on YouTube.  The video is NSWE (Not Safe While Eating) Enjoy it while you can. Video Below the Jump!  Read More... Posted Oct 09 2007, 04:32 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Britney Spears, Britney, Spears, Tape, Video, youtube, Jesus, brit, uncut, pasties, dancing, uncensored, gimme more, gross, not safe for work, wtf, censored

• I Saw Jesus in Chris Robinson... or Maybe it was John Lennon

  Chris Robinson of the Black Crows, pushes around his son, Ryder (BOB Revolution Stroller, 2006,$359).  Chris is channeling many a hippie with this look.  I like it.  I'm guessing it must be nice for him to be doing the pushing in this picture, since it's usually the man pushing him around.  Isn't it?  Hippies said stuff like that, right?    Photo: Celebs and Bubs  Posted Jul 31 2007, 06:06 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: ryder, John Lennon, Robinson, Chris Robinson, Black Crows, Hippies, Jesus