Look Helena, I know you're a new mum and all,
but you have a responsibility to the world when you are famous. Were
you caught running out the door in a different dress when the baby spit
up on you and you had to grab whatever was available? Did you forget
to tie up part of this dress? Miss a zipper? A few buttons? You look
like you tripped over the dress getting out of your car and didn't
bother to fix it. You look, well, lopsided, sweetheart.
Is this The Nightmare After Christmas?
Full length nightmare after the jump. Oy.
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