Samantha Harris - shown here at the HFPA Installation Buffet (what's that, you ask? NFI) last week - is due next month. Next month? She barely looks pregnant here. In fact, I'd say that she doesn't look pregnant so much as she looks caught in the act of smuggling stolen scripts out of the Beverly Hills Hotel under her dress (what, you think she wants to host Dancing With The Stars forever? How do you think Gwyneth got started?) If it weren't for the boobies, which are too bounteous to have been crafted with silicone, I'd say that Sam's whole thing pregnancy thing was a scam to get out of DWTS, which, you know, isn't exactly a stepping stone ot the Oscars. In any case, a woman looking that slim at nine months pregnant is just weird: I look more pregnant than she does, and I'm only pre-menstrual.
