But it's, you know, just sexual. "No long meaningful conversations, caring about how the other person is doing in their lives," said Colin at the Toronto International Film Festival, "We just like to make love every now and then."
That's a shame, I say. They should start a family. They should totally get together and combine their sperm in a surrogate to make one delicious McFarrell baby: all the dark, burning intensity of daddy-Colin with the rough sweetness of daddy-Ewan. That would be some kid. And it would be the hottest little man-family since Jake 'n' Austin.
I know, I know - it doesn't work that way, and they're just joking, blah blah blah. But it's no less far-fetched than me fantasizing about ending up in the middle of Colin-Ewan sandwich, and this is a celebrity baby blog, not a Her Bad Mother Dirty Fantasy blog, so leave me alone.
