
David Letterman can start sleeping with both eyes closed. A prison escapee who was accused of plotting to kidnap the talk show host's son was captured on Wednesday in Montana. Kelly Frank, who had previously worked as a painter for Letterman, and fellow escapee William Willcutt were caught five days after they had escaped from a prison work ranch.
If Letterman were to cover it on his show, I think he would do it as a Top Ten List. Seeing as I'm not on the CBS payroll, mine will be a Top 5:
Top 5 Reasons Kelly Frank Got Caught:
5. Left telltale trail of pork rinds from ranch to Wal-Mart.
4. Used the name 'Larry Bud Melman' when trying to rent getaway car.
3. Asked Letterman for his old job back.
2. Missed the question "Who is Sanjaya Malakar" in the trivia game at Greasy's Bar.
And the Number One Reason Kelly Frank Got Caught:
1. Left a comment on FameCrawler to weigh in on K-Fed and Shar pregnancy rumors.