What the hell Elle? Your poor boy, yes, I said boy, Aurelius Cy Andrea Busson, has enough problems (see name), without that mangy mane all in his business. I know it's hip to let the boys have some locks right now, although I can't say it's a good look (it's still better than Uggs), but enough is enough.
Not only is Cy going to have to confirm his gender to pretty much every person that he encounters, but that hair is awful. Like vegan-brittle awful. One would think that Elle Macpherson might have a connection or two with a stylist, or at least have access to some decent product.
The only thing worse than being the boy on the playground that looks like a girl, is being a girl whose hair snaps off every time the wind blows. That's just plain awkward.
