Reese Witherspoon knows fun. She read all about it on FameCrawler. She saw Matt Damon, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck in Hawaii, and the joy that it brought them. She read it, and she wanted it.
That's why she decided to try it herself. Apparently all of the other stars were vacationed out, so she did the next best thing. Casey Affleck didn't return her calls, but that didn't stop her.
What she did is rent this Ben Affleck impersonator. She found him off, off-Broadway in the traveling production of Gigli.
I think she got her money's worth. Just look at the smiles. Priceless.
At least I think that's the story here.
