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• Don't Call CPS (Again): Britney Spears Cleared of Child Abuse, Millions of Pictures Apparently Photoshopped

  Brit has been cleared by the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services of being a neglectful parent.  Okay, so maybe it isn't abuse, but don't start writing her in on the Mom-of-the-Year ballots just yet. Read More... Posted Sep 06 2007, 12:31 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, abuse, scooby doo, call CPS

• If I Controlled Britney Spears' Crazy

  Britney Spears trapped Toby Maguire (actual size) and is now carrying him around as a literal breath of fresh air.  He is a modern day pocket of rose pedals.  Apparently the air in her car smells highly of Taco Bell and ashtrays and just isn't safe to breathe.  Toby, however, smells fantastic. Read More... Posted Sep 04 2007, 01:04 PM by Whit Honea with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, money, Spiderman, FameCrawler, K-Fed, Toby Maguire, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Taco Bell, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed

• Britney Spears Makes Bank

  Do you need more money?  Are you tired of sitting at the computer all day, sneaking peaks at FameCrawler when you should be reviewing spreadsheets?  Why not go crazy?  It pays.  Well. Read More... Posted Aug 31 2007, 12:24 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, money, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed

• Britney Spears, "Gimme More." More What?

  Perez Hilton has Britney's new "song."  His fans seem to like it.  I think it borders on crap.  It actually has me looking forward to the new Nicole Richie CD. The only saving grace of the song is that the music and producing are tight, but the lyrics and "singing" aren't overly impressive.  Check it out before K-Fed's people subpoena it.   Photo: Perez Hilton  Posted Aug 30 2007, 06:52 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, Perez Hilton, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, Music, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, single

• Britney Spears Entry No. 5,643; When We Hit 10,000 We're Changing Our Name To BritCrawler

  Here's a stalker-type photo of Britney Spears hanging out with Sean Preston.  She's smoking a cigarette, the kid's naked - nothing new to report here.   Although it is alarming how it appears that Sean is fixin' to take a big bite out of mommy's ciggy.  That would hurt.  Never mind the burnt tongue - you just know he'd have to pay for that ruined smoke out of his own allowance. In this second picture... Read More... Posted Aug 30 2007, 10:05 AM by sweatpantsmom with | with 10 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, celebrities, celebrity babies, celebrity parents, Britney Spears, celebrity kids, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, celebrity gossip, celebrity divorce, Jayden James Federline, Britney, Celebrity, K-Fed, Celebrity Families, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, "Sybil"

• Britney Spears Vs. Kevin Federline: Lufti is Getting Violent

  You've got to be kidding me.  According to Gossip Girls, Kevin Federline's lawyer has some guy named Aaron Cohen, a former counter-terror commando in the Israeli army, doing his dirty work.  He's the one serving subpoenas and probably getting coffee. Read More... Posted Aug 29 2007, 08:18 AM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, violent, lufti

• Britney Spears' Parents Should Push Harder

  To get the boys that is. James and Lynne Spears spent some time with their grandsons Sean and Jayden Federline while Daddy was at work and Mommy was doing who knows what.  I know they raised a crazy daughter, possibly two, but still, they look far more stable than the other options we've seen. Yes, I'm basing this on a picture of them pushing the boys into the street.  Posted Aug 27 2007, 12:40 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, James, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, lynne, custody, grandparents

• Britney Spears' Dog Days of Summer

  The SPCA decided to pay Britney Spears a visit. She wasn't home.  Actually, they wanted to see her dog. Read More... Posted Aug 25 2007, 03:17 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, michael vick, ex-fed, dmx, spca, puppy

• Exhibit A: Britney Spears' New Single

  Just to show that we weren't giving Britney a hard time for nothing, not that anyone thinks that at this point, here is a link to her "comeback" single. Read More... Posted Aug 24 2007, 06:58 AM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Kevin Federline, Perez Hilton, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, single, song

• Where in the World is Britney Spears?

  Looks like crazy has hit the road.  First, Britney did the most insane thing yet, turning down an offer to do a duet with Mr. Justin Timberlake, and now she's left the country.  I think I'm serious.  Would Perez lie? Read More... Posted Aug 22 2007, 04:31 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Europe, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, x-mas, belgium

• Britney Spears: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

  Oh, to see the world through rose-colored glasses.  Britney has decided to go sans wig and face it all alfresco.  Word on the street is that this is part of her plan for fighting Fed-Ex for custody of the boys.  It's her soccer mom disguise.  I hope it came with panties. Posted Aug 22 2007, 11:00 AM by Whit Honea with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, Fed-ex, ex-fed, panties, wig

• Kevin Federline's Publicist Must Be On Vacation

  Hear that? It's the sound of Kevin Federline's lawyers whipping him with his own do-rag.  Because in the midst of his nasty custody fight with ex-wife Britney Spears, K-Fed wasn't exactly acting like Father-of-the-Year material on Friday night.  According to onlookers who saw him at the Venetian's Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas, Federline was...   Read More... Posted Aug 19 2007, 05:30 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, celebrities, celebrity babies, celebrity parents, Britney Spears, divorce, celebrity kids, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, celebrity gossip, celebrity divorce, Jayden James Federline, Britney, Celebrity, K-Fed, celebrity custody battles, Celebrity Families, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, "Tao Nightclub", "The Venetian"

• Kevin Federline is a Great Dad, No Matter What You May Hear From Us Later

  Man, Ex-Fed is pulling out all of the stops.  Not only has he been on the offensive, and subpoenaed everyone that has ever met Britney Spears, including the lovely people of Promises, soon to be promises broken (you can use that), but he is planning his defense as well.  Read More... Posted Aug 19 2007, 02:40 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, shar jackson, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Kaleb, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, promises

• Britney Spears and Criss Angel to Open VMAs: Why Does Everything Bad Happen to Me?

  Mindfreak/overall freak, Criss Angel, is denying that he is Brit's new man, which is the smartest thing he's ever done. Read More... Posted Aug 18 2007, 03:03 PM by Whit Honea with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, pool, freak, Vma, criss angel

• Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Kevin Federline: Life and Style

  Sorry Life & Style, you could have been a part of all the fun earlier if you could have been bothered to update your site in time.  Oh well, we'll still humor you. The thing about K-Fed is that no matter what, he's still K-Fed.   Read More... Posted Aug 15 2007, 05:00 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Taco Bell, starbucks, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, magazine covers, poll, pool, Tabloid Round Up

• Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Britney Spears: The FameCrawler Poll

  Okay, you've seen the covers (if not, see the posts below), now you decide which one is the most damaging against Britney Spears in her supposed effort to keep partial custody of her kids.    Posted Aug 15 2007, 02:28 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, magazine covers, poll, Tabloid Round Up

• Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Britney Spears: Allure

  What's funny about this magazine, is that it was the only one she actually posed for, hence the lovely airbrushing, and she reportedly gave them a full dose of crazy in doing so.  I can't imagine that the interview is anything more than the play-by-play of a girl going toxic.  Sadly, it is the best of the bunch.  Source: Allure  Posted Aug 15 2007, 02:04 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, magazine covers, Tabloid Round Up

• Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Britney Spears: OK!

  Britney, if this were true, and you found some sort of stable lifestyle, I would be happy for you.  However, since this is most likely not the case, you sure picked a bad time to flaunt your bi-sexual curiosity.  Read More... Posted Aug 15 2007, 12:03 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, jenna elfman, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, magazine covers, Tabloid Round Up

• Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Britney Spears: Us Weekly

  Britney gets it from the nanny diaries in this issue of Us Weekly.  Let's examine the issues: Read More... Posted Aug 15 2007, 11:06 AM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, magazine covers, Tabloid Round Up

• Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Britney Spears: Star

  Hey Kids, y'all like train rides? Well, strap yourselves in, because this here is the wildest ride in the west! Today we'll be taking a tour with Britney "Trainwreck" Spears through the sites and sounds of the magazine racks in the check-out line.  In fact, unless you really need some Red Bull and ice cream, I suggest that you just sit back and enjoy the scenery. Exhibit A: Star Magazine doesn't sugarcoat it. Read More... Posted Aug 15 2007, 06:55 AM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed, magazine covers, Tabloid Round Up

• Britney Spears' Bodyguard Subpoenaed; I'm Certain I'm Next

  Britney doesn't look too happy here. I'm guessing either they were out of Caramel Frappuccinos, or she just got the news that her bodyguard Daimon Shippen had been subpoenaed in her ongoing custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline. The fight's getting ugly - I wonder if she's asked for K-Fed's sperm yet. Shippmen is the second person to be subpoenaed; Spears' cousin Alli Sims was served earlier this week.  Who's next? At the rate this is going...   Read More... Posted Aug 14 2007, 04:05 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, celebrities, celebrity babies, celebrity parents, Britney Spears, divorce, celebrity kids, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, celebrity gossip, celebrity divorce, Jayden James Federline, Britney, Celebrity, K-Fed, celebrity custody battles, Celebrity Families, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, alli sims, Britney's bodyguard, Daimon Shippen

• What Is Britney Spears Thinking Now?

  Britney Spears with Sean Preston, Jayden James and her little dog, London, were photographed spending some together in the yard.  Looking at these pictures, it almost makes me feel sorry for Britney, obviously she loves her kids, and of course her dog. Read More... Posted Aug 09 2007, 05:01 PM by Whit Honea with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed

• Kevin Federline Does the Right Thing

  Apparently Ex-Fed has been listening to some Radio Raheem, because his right hand (that's the love hand) is winning.  Looks like the lesser of the two, evil is such a strong word, how about, the lesser of the two young people making mistakes, that being Federline (for perhaps the first time in his life), is stepping up to the plate of responsibility.  Just two weeks after his divorce was finalized with Britney Spears, in which custody was split 50/50, Kevin has filed an order to show cause for primary custody of his two sons. Read More... Posted Aug 09 2007, 07:12 AM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Spears, FameCrawler, K-Fed, crazy, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement, ex-fed

• Listen Up Everyone, Marc Anthony Wants to Say Something!

  Marc Anthony, seen here with his better two-thirds, J-Lo, knows that 'jazz hands' are passé.  The latest thing is the  'showbiz finger' in which people feel it necessary to speak out about the stupidity of others, and opine why said stupid person is, well, stupid.  Okay, so the concept isn't new, but it sure is popular.   Read More... Posted Aug 07 2007, 08:04 AM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, marc anthony, Britney Spears divorce agreement, Rob Schneider, jazz hands

• Britney Spears and K-Fed Custody Agreement: Do The Math

  I was starting to get a nervous twitch, and then I realized it was because I hadn't written about Britney for a whole twenty-four hours.  The latest is that Spears and Kevin Federline are set to finalize their divorce today and are expected to agree to 50-50 custody of their two kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James.  God, just typing her name makes me feel tons better. In light of Britney's latest desperate antics I was hoping for more of a 75-25 split, in favor of Federline. But we all know that it'll be more of a 50-25-25 split anyways, since for half of Britney's custody time the kids will be in the expert care of the local Starbucks barista. Posted Jul 30 2007, 06:36 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with no comments Filed under: Kevin Federline, celebrities, celebrity babies, celebrity parents, Britney Spears, divorce, celebrity kids, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, celebrity gossip, celebrity divorce, Jayden James Federline, Britney, Celebrity, K-Fed, Celebrity Families, Sean Preston Federline, Britney Spears divorce agreement