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Mel Gibson Chillaxes With New $100K Relaxation Machine

Posted by Josh loposer

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grogorieva

If you're wondering whether the stress of an outrageously ginormous divorce and a baby on the way with a recently unveiled Russian mistress will drive Mel bonkers, stop worrying. He may already be there (just look at that crazy face).

Word has it that he recently bought a $100,000 contraption -- called the Flow Machine -- to help him cope with stress by amplifying the positive energy in his body. No kidding

“Most people would look at the flow machine and think Mel has lost his mind. You lie on this machine and strap your feet in. The device then emits some kind of torsion field waves that are supposed to unlock clogged energy which eases psychological tension. It is pretty weird, but Mel swears by it.”

Doesn't this thing seem a bit on the new agey side for Mel Gibson? I'm sure that going through a rough divorce with 7 kids and boatloads of money ($900M) involved is super stressful, but isn't there a cheaper way to relieve stress? How about a good massage?

“Some in his camp are shaking their heads and saying Mel is getting weirder with age. They think the flow machine is just another part of his midlife crisis.”

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