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Mark Wahlberg Finally Getting Hitched

Posted by Karl Erikson



What the freaking hell is Mark Wahlberg doing with Ella inside his t-shirt? Keeping her warm, I guess, but that's one stretchable t-shirt, that's for sure. Must be made out of ShamWows or something.

Ella is 5 years old now and asking lots of questions, like, "Gee, Daddy, when are you gonna wise up and marry my freaking mom?" So Mark did what his baby girl wanted...he asked the baby mama to marry him. Lickety split, too. I mean, he's only been dating Rhea Durham for EIGHT YEARS.



"Ella is very smart," a friend of the family said. "She wanted to know why Dad and Mom weren't married. It took him a while to get used to the idea of getting married. But now he can't wait for them to become man and wife."

Mark and Rhea will be married in a small ceremony at Good Shepherd Catholic Church in Beverly Hills. And they're only having around 30 guests. Not very smart. How are you going to get any good wedding gifts that way?

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Karl Erikson is a writer living in central Florida. Divorced smartass father of twin daughters, he has way too much snark and time on his hands.

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