Shia LaBeouf may seems like a somewhat normal, well-adjusted human being, but just beneath the surface, he may have some deep-seated psychological issues stemming from his mom's addicition to nudity.
Apparently, Shia's parents were dyed in the wool hippies of the most embarrassing and emotionally scarring variety: nudists -- especially his mother.
“The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over,” he tells
Playboy in their June issue — on sale May 15. “All of them would just
be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really
bizarre when my friends were there. You’ve got your little buds over,
and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She’s in
the middle of goddess-group time, where it’s literally a bunch of naked
women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense and then
sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.”
Apparently, there was a lot of openness in Shia's household. His dad smoked pot in the house and he says that's given him a pretty liberal attitude about drug use. He also recently called his mom the "sexiest woman I know."
We've all been damaged by our hippie parents at some level -- either by inheriting their LSD-soaked DNA, or just the weird rituals they made us observe growing up. Still, it sounds like Shia's experience was on a whole different level.
Somewhere down the line, that guy's going to need hours of intense therapy to get over his mommy issues, but at least he can afford it.
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