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Brangelina Started Because Jennifer Aniston Is A Secret Lesbian?

Posted by Josh loposer

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

Did the Jolie-Pitt family begin because Brad believed he was married to a lesbian?

The root cause leading to the baby making/adopting enterprise that is Brangelina (soon to be a family of 9) began as Brad suspected that his wife Jennifer Aniston was gay. As unbelievable as it sounds, that's the rumor that Toni -- reportedly a friend of Angelina's -- is spreading.

"Brad likes to have sex a lot and Jennifer never wanted to sleep with him,” Toni allegedly said in an interview with Ian last week.

“He started to speculate that she was gay, though he never caught her with another woman or anything like that. He was very frustrated for a long time. Then he met Angelina, who is insatiable in bed, and the rest is history….He really did love Jen but she just wasn’t fulfilling his needs.”

Apparently, Brad felt that being married to a lesbian just wasn't going to work for him.  That's not to say that Brad is some kind of homophobe.

In fact, he and Angie have stated that they won't marry until "everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able." How does Toni reconcile Jen's latest romance? And Jen's quest to find a sperm donor? Her explanation is classic:

“I don’t really know Jen and I found it hard to believe she swings both ways. When Brad confided his suspicions, I told him, ‘no way!’ But when she started dating John Mayer, I thought hey maybe there is something to Brad’s theory.”

“Everybody knows that Mayer is gay,” she laughed. “Not a big secret. I can see the appeal of him hooking up with Jennifer but what does she have to gain by dating him if she’s straight?”

Uh huh. Well, I guess there's really no way to confirm this kind of thing. Do you think Aniston's a secret lesbian?

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Comments

 

Alice said:

I'm confused.  Wasn't it Angelina who had a long term relationship with Jenny Shimuzu?  The same Jenny who is hte godmother to her twins?  Hellooo!

April 28, 2009 2:59 PM
 

Samantha said:

I don't understand why people must continuously spread rumours of Jennifer Aniston. Leave the woman alone.. she just wants to live her life and now people feel the need to speculate the whole divorce all over again???

April 28, 2009 8:14 PM
 

Traci said:

Not an Aniston fan, and I don't understand the hate for Angelina, but why would Brad Pitt leave his wife because he suspects she's a lesbian, then begin a romantic relationship with a woman who has always been quite open about her same-sex past?

April 28, 2009 11:51 PM
 

Gothic Goddess said:

If Brad had suspicions that Jennifer is a lesbian, I totally understand why he left her!

Why would you stay with someone if they did not and could not desire you? If she is a lesbian she should come out the closet and tell the world, its 2009 there is nothing to fear anymore! I'm sure her fans will still love and adore her. I doubt Brad's fans will feel the same way, keeping that gorgeous guy to yourself to hide and protect your real sexual identity is very wrong and selfish, especially when he wanted marriage, kids, and happy ever after with Jennifer.

Having said all that, this alleged information is from a friend of Angelina, Hmmm consider the source.

April 29, 2009 12:01 PM
 

Tamara said:

WTF?? I thougt Angelina was the lesbian! Stop telling crap ;)

April 29, 2009 6:19 PM
 

Josh loposer said:

You're missing it man, Angelina's bi. As long as Brad gets serviced, he doesn't care about her extra curricular activities.

April 29, 2009 6:26 PM
 

Tammie said:

Who cares if Jennifer is a lesbian. Let her come out of the closet. She would be a great asset to the lesbian community. We'd love to have her

April 30, 2009 4:23 AM
 

jenifer said:

Angie is a bio-sexual  she can sleep with man either women but Jenifer Aniston is a lesbian. sleep with women only. why she and cox so close and kissing on film?

May 11, 2009 2:45 PM
 

Mallorie said:

Yeah, ummm... Angelina's bi... at least that's what E! True Hollywood Story said. Jen is not a lesbian at all. No way. The media needs to stop all this and respect the privacy, not to mention HUMANITY, of these wonderful actors and other performers. I miss FRIENDS... can we have a revoultion to bring it back?

May 11, 2009 10:21 PM

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