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David Beckham's Victoria Tattoo Is Misspelled

Posted by Josh loposer

 

Ha ha! Becks can't read ancient Sanskrit! OK, neither can I ... but I'm not the one with his wife's misspelled name tattooed on my left arm.

That's right, somewhere down the line, the proper Sanskrit spelling of Victoria's name got lost in translation -- or actually, an "h" got added. According to scholars, Becks' ode to the wifey actually reads "Vihctoria."

There's no telling what other typos Becks is sporting. Maybe he should stick to English whenever he decides to immortalize the names of his boys -- Brooklyn, 10, Romeo, 6, and Cruz, 4 -- on his body somewhere. 

America’s leading Hindu scholars are urging top tattoo artists to read up on their Sanskrit after noticing inked text on Rihanna and David Beckham’s skin is misspelled.

According to the experts, Beckham’s tattoo tribute to his wife Victoria is incorrect - as is one of Rihanna’s new spiritual etchings. Acclaimed Hindu statesman Raman Zed says, “We are all for the celebrity interest in Hinduism and our sacred texts, but celebrity tattoo artists worldwide really should undertake some basic training in ancient Sanskrit language and culture to get this right.”

Zed insists it must be embarrassing for the stars when they realize permanent marks on their skin are incorrect. He adds, “Rihanna has two Sanskrit prayer tattoos - her latest is misspelled. And David Beckham has his wife Victoria’s name in Devnagri script, which is commonly used to write Sanskrit, on his arm - its wrong! The tattoo on his left forearm misspells Victoria with an added ‘h’ - as in ‘Vihctoria’.”

But fortunately for stars like Jessica Alba, Tommy Lee and The X Files star Gillian Anderson, their prayer tattoos are all correct. Zed tells WENN, “I won’t tell you what they all mean - because I’m sure they’re very special to the individuals. We are delighted that so many celebrities choose to pay tribute to Hinduism with tattoos. We only ask that the tattoo artists take the trouble to get it right.”


This crap happens all the time with tattoos in foreign languages, that's why it's usually a good idea to avoid them. It's kinda like playing the telephone game, but permanently... with ink. And with your epidermis. 

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Webmaster-Translations said:

Sanskrit uses Devanagari script (The Script of City of Gods) to write. It is a phonetic script i.e. the words are written as they are spoken. If the "Victoria" is pronounced as "Wiktoriyaa", then it is written as विक्टोरिया & if it is pronounced "Wihktoriyaa", then it is written as व्हिक्टोरिया. It all depends on the pronunciation of the word. If a particular name is spoken differently by different people, then it is written differently in Sanskrit. There is nothing right or wrong about it.

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April 23, 2009 12:19 AM
 

Tattoo Artist said:

Ha! The design itself is VERY important.  Man make sure they are good and that you aren't getting duped by someone having a laugh at your expense...or by someone who just doesn't know how to spell.

April 24, 2009 11:33 PM
 

Lingua Global said:

We can translate your name into different languages and design those using two to three linguists (one translator and two proofreaders). We trust in quality!

www.linguaglobal.org.uk

April 28, 2009 2:52 AM
 

Thomas Gates said:

It's a myth that Beckham's "Victoria" tattoo is spelt incorrectly.  The Devanagari script is used differently in different parts of India. In the Mumbai area, it is common to have a v and an h joined together like on Beckham's tattoo to make the sound like an English v, because the v on its own in India sounds more like a w, so his is actually correct... and it's nothing to do with Sanskrit.

April 29, 2009 6:20 PM

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