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In Which Tom Cruise and John Travolta Will Ruin Movies for Our Children and Our Children's Children

Posted by Whit Honea

The Sundance Cruise

People tend to do some crazy stuff in the final days, case in point, apparently Paul Newman used his dying moments to grant Tom Cruise his blessings regarding a remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (see hat above).

Cruise will star as Sundance while John Travolta will play the role of Butch Cassidy.

I think I just died a little inside.

The question then rises (by me as a way of tying this post into FameCrawler), what exactly do Cruise and Travolta hope to accomplish?

Do they want their children to think that they alone have starred in all of Hollywood's greatest moments, now with an extended bicycle scene (music by Beyonce with special guest Moby)?  Or do they just want my kids to think that nothing is sacred?

A bit of both perhaps?

Some things are perfect just the way they are and don't need to be meddled with.  On the other hand some could use a fresh look and the idea of Liam Neeson remaking Clash of the Titans actually excites me.

Why the double standard?  It's my thing.

UPDATED: There is some speculation that this may be a rumor.  Cross your six-shooters.

Related:

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Liam Neeson Returns To Work

Travoltas Cope With Their Grief Through Scientology Faith

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Comments

 

MplsDan said:

It looks like Katie has a penis...which would explain a few things...

April 20, 2009 3:22 PM
 

Whit Honea said:

MplsDan, that's a whole different post.

April 20, 2009 4:49 PM

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Whit Honea is a writer and editor in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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