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U2's Bono Explains Why He Flirts With Teenagers In Bikinis?

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Remember when U2 frontman Bono and a friend (who by the way, are both pushing 50, oh and Bono is married with four kids) were seen last September in St Tropez, canoodling with two 19-year-old bikini-clad girls?  If your memory is failing you, or you never heard the story, you can read it here.  I'll wait.  So, now Bono explains why he likes doing such things.  Or at least that's what I'm guessing he's trying to tell us.

Bono, who is married to Alison Hewson, and has four kids with her, including two daughters - Jordan 19, and Memphis Eve, 17 - is afraid his kids, particularly his girls, find him boring.  Hey, that's what happens when you have kids - you might think you're still cool, but trust me, your teenagers, do not.  Deal.

During a recent dinner party, in which Jay-Z and Beyonce were present, Bono overheard his teen girls talking about him, and he overheard daughter Jordan giving her opinion of him.

Bono said, "I went in to get some wine out of the fridge and I heard her talking to her friends, because she loves Jay-Z and Beyonce.

"I heard her saying, 'He's probably boring their a***s off talking about Africa.'  And, actually, I think I was at the time."

He adds it's not the first time he annoyed his brood.  "There was a funny moment on the last tour when there were formal objections by our kids to some of the music that was being played at the aftershow party."

I see.  I get it. Not.  You're clinging to that last piece of your youth, and your kids think you're boring, so why not flirt (and who knows what else allegedly went on) with girls in bikinis, who are young enough to be your daughters (and remember, you're married?) and then perhaps your kids will think you're still cool and not so boring after all.  I see where he's going with the whole 'I'm fawning over girls who are scantily-clad even though I'm married, and it would probably mortify my kids but heck, I do not want anyone, including my children to think I'm boring', so I'll act inappropriate with teenage girls. 

Actually, I still think it's creepy.  I'd be interested to know if his wife and children have seen the pics?

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Comments

 

MplsDan said:

So, if I understand this correctly, Bono is blaming his infidelity on his children? …nice…

March 2, 2009 11:48 AM
 

Alice said:

Most musical performers have open marriages with their spouses.  Besides, they are Catholic so no divorce. They lead seperate lives.  Every musician I know is a player.  He is a perverted old man and he is freaking because ever since those photos came out of him and Edge being gross with kids their reputations as philanthropists have suffered and their CD sales have slowed.  Their carefully crafted images are crumbling and their "people" are freaked out over the loss of revenue from the megacorp called U2. They are just big fakes.  I thought they looked pathetic in those photos. So banging teens is how he wants to be cool to his kids?  Why not grow up and act your age PawPaw?

March 2, 2009 3:41 PM
 

Kristen said:

Alice:

-a- Bono & his wife are Irish. That doesn't mean they're Catholic (neither of them are).

-b- Edge wasn't involved in these photos. His friend Simon Carmody was.

-c- CD sales have slowed??? REALLY? When they haven't even released an album since those shots were taken?

In general:

He's happy, his wife is happy. Maybe he sleeps around (though I really don't think he did with those girls), maybe he doesn't. Either way, I think that he and the missus, who met when they were 13 & 12 respectively, may *just* manage to have a clearer picture of how their relationship works best than gossip bloggers who have never met them. Just a guess.

March 3, 2009 3:59 AM

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