So I've been waiting for someone, anyone, to say something about this, but I'm just not seeing it anywhere and it needs to be said so here goes: why did Brad Pitt look so douchey at the Golden Globes the other night? And when did Angelina turn into, like, a total shrew?
Seriously.
Brad's a good looking guy. But he can't pull off the Van Dyke half-beard and aviator sunglasses without looking like some bar-crawling, cougar-hunting skeeze-bucket. Did no-one else notice this, when he turnedup at the Golden Globes looking like an extra from Night At The Roxbury? I liked him better in his stupid porkpie hats.
And Angelina. Would it kill her to smile once in a while? I mean, at least she didn't try to kill anybody with her laser death-ray stare - as she did to Anne Hathaway at the People's Choice Awards last week - but still. She's looking meaner than Madonna these days, and that's saying something.
I don't want to snark on the Jolie-Pitts, I really don't. They're among the brightest stars in the celebrity firmament, and are usually loads of fun to write about. But seriously, they're starting to bum me out.
