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Is Sarah Palin's Marriage in Trouble?

Posted by Whit Honea

 

Sarah Palin has suddenly stopped wearing her wedding ring and started wearing a large bandage.

What goes on here?

Is the strain of it all getting to the Palin marriage?  It would be understandable if that were the case.  Between the kids, campaigning, and legal issues, they are fighting battles on many fronts and that can't leave much time for wine and roses.  Maybe some Guns and Roses.

And then there is the bandage.

Polar bear attack?  Was the wolf not quite dead yet?  Paper cut from one of EVERY newspaper that she reads?  Rope burn?  Nelly fan?

Here's my theory, which is just a guess, and frankly not nearly as exciting as a moose bite: the disposal. This reeks of classic wedding ring in the garbage disposal.  Nothing cuts a hand better than a dig through chicken bones and forgotten silverware.  

But I'm not ruling out the moose thing.

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Comments

 

ryzun13 said:

she could have been bit by a wolf. or maybe was slashed by a beauty pagent mom. I hear they're vicious

October 10, 2008 1:51 PM
 

DutchBitch said:

Maybe she got hurt in some crazy kinda Alaskan sex thing... Ya know.. something us non-Alaskans don't know about...

October 10, 2008 1:59 PM
 

JayMonster said:

Don't you know you are supposed to air brush out the bandage   and smooth out her skin before you post a picture of her?  You are clearly in bed with the MSM in portraying her in the worst possible light.  How could she possibly lose it in the disposal?  I mean when you are Joe Six-Pack Hockey Mom, you are drinking Moosehead and eating Baby Seal burgers on paper plates (Chinet when you have company), and a disposal isn't necessary.  

Seriously, I'm guessing it is carpal tunnel syndrome from jerking around the people of Alaska for the past two years.

October 10, 2008 2:00 PM
 

Alice said:

The bandage is covering her crib notes. Hello!

October 10, 2008 2:28 PM
 

Colleen said:

Woah, woah, WOAH!  Don't you dare disgrace the good name of Moosehead Lager by suggesting that Palin drinks it.  I guess drinking Canadian beer could be part of her boning up on international relations, though...

October 10, 2008 3:25 PM
 

sweatpantsmom said:

She's finally free to marry Levi!

October 10, 2008 3:48 PM
 

aperson said:

if your marrige is in trouble then cards on the table how can you show true commitment and a bandage i believe is to grab attention about it nothing more

October 11, 2008 9:17 PM

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