You know, there's this Madonna:
And then there's THIS Madonna:
I don't think that I could tolerate a playdate with either of them. The first, because she looks like she maybe - just maybe - writes those books with the blood of young virgins, and the second... well, the second because if I ever doubted that she wrote her childrens' books with the blood of young virgins, the image of Madonna in that second picture just eliminates that doubt.
Also, the crotch.
*shudder*
