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One Legged Whore Seeks Rich Undiscriminating Man

Posted by Karl Erikson



WARNING: Men everywhere, be on the lookout. The serpent is on the loose again.

"I've been single for two-and-a-half years now," says ex-McCartney Heather Mills, "so yeah, I'm ready to start dating again." Heather, 40, has a daughter with Paul McCartney - Beatrice, who is 4. Lord knows what sort of bullshit Heather is brainwashing that kid with.

Heather says, "Do I have lots of men hitting on me? Always! It's very flattering. I'm not looking for any particular type of man, I don't have an ideal. I'm open to different types of people."

Especially old rich rockers. Ugh, cannot imagine who in their right mind would want to get with that wench.

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Posted Oct 05 2008, 08:35 AM
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Comments

 

CrysBellis said:

Yikes.  If I knew all you had to to get millions is to boink some rich old guy, I'd be down for it.  College was worthless, absolutely worthless, I say!

October 5, 2008 9:11 AM
 

kapgar said:

Okay, this post has officially made you my fave celeblogger. I couldn't stop laughing.

Sorry, Whit.

October 5, 2008 3:35 PM
 

martymankins said:

Great post.  This was funny as hell.  Agree with kapgar... you are top notch at this stuff.

Of course, it helps that I loathe Heather Mills.

October 5, 2008 6:18 PM
 

Karl Erikson said:

Thanks, guys.

October 5, 2008 7:11 PM

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Karl Erikson is a writer living in central Florida. Divorced smartass father of twin daughters, he has way too much snark and time on his hands.

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