Say it isn't so! Power parents Sarah Jessica Parker (43) and Matthew Broderick (46) having marital problems? What is the world coming to? Actually, they've BEEN having troubles for a while, it seems. There were rumors not too far back that Matthew was having an affair with some 25-year-old woman in NY. I'm sure they weren't true, of course. Sarah Jessica is such a vision (*eye roll*).
Now SJP is going to a marriage counselor and wants Matthew to join her, but he refuses. Like most men, he doesn't like sharing his inner deepness.
I think Matthew's mind might sound something like this:
I haven't had a hit movie this century. What the hell?
What happened to me?
Why aren't they calling me to do 'Deck the Halls 2'?
Or 'Lion King 2-1/2?'
Or 'Ferris Bueller's Grown-Up Day Off?'
Should I start parting my hair on the other side?
Oh, shit. Sarah Jessica wants sex. Again.
That's twice this MONTH!
She's beginning to suspect the blindfolds aren't just for sex play. Oh God, help me!
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