Sigh...  I want to put him in my pocket and take him home.

He can bring some groceries and maybe the family dog with him. Do you think he'd be cool in person, you know, if you weren't the stalker type trying to peek into his windows?

I think he'd have to be, he mismatches his clothes and washes his own car minivan. He's just like us. 

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