Megan Fox is perhaps the most aptly named woman in America. Seriously, how could she be named anything but Megan?
Here are some tasty tidbits on the lovely Fox, apparently, according to GQ, when she was a teenager she had a lustful girl crush on a Russian stripper named Nikita- hey, who didn't?
Megan basically stalked the dancer, bearing gifts and getting lap dances, which sounds like something I went through when I was in my early 20's (see also mid and late 20's). Which reminds me, I think that restraining order may have expired!
Megan insists that she isn't a lesbian, not that there is anything wrong with that, but admits, "I just think that all humans are born with the ability
to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a
relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to
strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And
lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."
Indeed.
Nowadays Megan is as good as married to Brian Austin Green, or as I like to call him "BAG." The two are a regular Ozzie and Harriet which makes Fox the pseudo stepmom to Ricky Nelson, played by Kassius Lijah.
There were other images in the issue of GQ besides the one I just painted. There were actual photos of Megan Fox doing what Megan Fox does best, and here they are:
You're welcome.
Related: Megan Fox has a Huge Engagement Ring
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