Jack Black and his wife, cellist Tanya Haden, have a 10 week old son Thomas David, who Jack likens to a squid. He says, “Thomas has got no muscles, he’s just sort flopping around. His skin’s
got this new baby sheen and he’s just squishy and soft and squid-ey.”
Jack, that’s what new babies do, they just sort of lay there. They sleep, eat, poop and have an uncanny ability to wake you up just as you finally drift off to sleep.
Jack and his wife have another little boy, Samuel, who Jack says doesn’t like to see his mommy feeding little brother Thomas, “it makes him freak out a little bit.”
Jack told Jay Leno that, Samuel “loves to wear his cape and run around the house and pretends he has super blowing power to make people go away.” Sounds like he has the big brother job down already, blowing away the bad guys for his little brother.