Christian Bale, everyone's favorite bat daddy, has released a statement regarding his alleged arrest.

In a statement released today:

"Christian Bale attended a London Police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr Bale who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the Police.

At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr Bale."

Man, I hate even writing about this.  I hope whatever crazy is going on is resolved quickly.

And yes, I know that I've used "guano" in two posts today, but it's really funny to me.

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