I couldn't help getting completely skeeved out by Larry Birkhead's latest parenting decision: to purchase $3000 worth of Anna Nicole's lingerie from a Playboy shoot, and claming he was doing so to have these "heirlooms" put away for Dannielynn.
Say again?
He wants to make sure his young daughter has something to remember her mother by.
Yes, really.
"I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about," Birkhead told The Associated Press. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career."
Yes, yes it was. Sigh. That kid has no shot at a normal life, does she?