Word on the virtual street is that Angelina is considering signing on to a movie project - after she delivers her babies, of course - that will also star one of Hollywood's most adorable heartthrobs, a notorious lady-killer whose longtime paramour does not take kindly to trampy actresses making moves on her guy. And even though Angie seems happily attached to baby daddy Brad, she wouldn't be the first actress to find herself unable to resist the charms of this particular leading man. 

Memo to Angelina: you do NOT want to mess with this particular chica, seriously. Anyone who comes between her and her beloved gets their ass kicked, for real. So don't even try it.

Because this lady?

Won't stand for it.

Angelina is rumored to be considering participating in the next Muppet movie, which of course means that there's a Piggy-Kermie-Angie scandal in the making. Personally, I'd pay cash money to see Piggy and Angie duke it out for the frog. 

Further rumor has it that Brad Pitt might make a good love interest for Miss Piggy, but I can't see that being anything more than a dalliance. Brad's cute, but he's no Kermie. And if Angie demonstrated any interest in Kermie whatsoever, Piggy'd kick Brad to the curb and go after Angie in a second.

There's probably a kinky Muppet remake of Eyes Wide Shut or some 70's swinger film in there somewhere, but that's too much to hope for, I suppose.

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