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Shocking Allegations Against Angelina & Brad!

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

You can't even imagine the shocking allegations against Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt!  Your jaw will hang to the floor, and your eyes will bulge in disbelief.  It's a wonder that their children haven't been taken away!

Shiloh just celebrated her 2nd birthday and what better way to cap that off, than to have a nanny who dishes the "dirt" on the Brangelina clan to Star.

Shocking allegation # 1:

According to the "nanny," the children "rule the roost at the Jolie-Pitt household.  They often throw tantrums (in seven languages!)."  Like ZOMG!  Kids, 6 and under throwing tantrums - who ever heard of such a thing!  I know my kids stopped throwing tantrums around 4-months of age.  Angie and Brad should be ashamed of themselves for allowing such behavior in young children.

Shocking allegation # 2:

The kids eat junk food and obsess over wild animals.  Kids eating junk food?  Their kiddies sometimes have pizza and chocolate for breakfast.  Never in my life have I heard such a thing!  My kids never eat junk food and I've certainly never bribed fed them chocolate before 3 p.m.  And kids liking animals?  Horrible, just horrible that those children may like lions or tigers or elephants.  Disgraceful.

Shocking allegation # 3:

Sometimes - you might want to sit down for this one - sometimes, the children at the Jolie-Pitt household have screaming contests.  Can you imagine screaming kids?  Never, ever, ever, have my four children screamed, or been loud in any way, shape or form.  They always speak in soft, quiet, appropriate voices.  Geez, you'd think the Jolie-Pitt kids would know what perfection is!  Fail!

Shocking allegation # 4:

Their children have had dart-gun wars.  Diliquents!  I smell jail time.

Shocking allegation # 5:

"Nightmare bath hours (bathroom soaking by the time they finish)."  Whaaaaa?  Kids having a bath and they get the bathroom wet?  What kind of ship are Brad and Angelina running over there in France?  I don't know any other parents who have ever complained that their child or children have made a wet, sloppy mess at bathtime.  Unheard of!

Shocking allegation # 6:

"...six televisions that are on around the clock."  You're kidding me.  Their kids aren't doing their part to conserve energy?  They're 6, 4, 3 and 2, and 2 are unborn.  What is wrong with them?  Why are those kids not understanding that their parents have to pay for the power that those televisions use up.  Call the authorities.  My kids knew stuff like that at 18-months.

Shocking allegation # 7:

Shiloh has fits.  Seriously, a two-year-old having fits?  That's rare.

Shocking allegation # 8:

Children "chirping in all different languages (Maddox only wants to speak in French)."  Sickening.  The children are learning languages other than English?  How could any parent put up with that?  I'm telling you, Angelina and Brad are naughty for giving their children freedom to learn and be diversive.

Angelina told Star that while she was promoting Kung Fu Panda at Cannes, Brad was home "trying to care for their four children."  What?!  A dad parenting his own children?  Shameful!  Where was the nanny?  Oh, that's right, she was busy dishing to Star!

A friend says, "Angelina doesn't believe in old-fashioned restrictions because she finds them oppressive.

"So her rule is to have few rules."

Another source said that other shocking things happen in the Brangelina household, such as cellphones ringing, landlines ringing, fax machines ring and their doorbell rings with deliveries of clothes and toys.  See?  I bet your jaw has dropped to the floor.  Who has ringing phones in their home? And ringing doorbells?  Not anyone I know!

A source adds, "Their friends in Los Angeles, New Orleans and even Italy all say the same thing:  It's insane."

And - get this - Brad and Angelina sometimes skinny-dip at 2 a.m.  Awful that two parents spend some couple time after their kids are in bed

Oh, they're also finalizing the details of Angie's birth and may want all 4 kids in the room with them.  Noooooooo!!!  Someone call Jerry Springer!  This family is out of control.

Told you the allegations are shocking.

[Source;Photo:celebutopia]

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I am a photographer and writer, who has a high-falutin' office (aka dining room table), four kids, one husband (I was dating Brad Pitt, but he was boring) and I live in Calgary. I often think I'm famous, but nope, that's just the people I write about.

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