What does a hot and sexy Playboy Playmate do when her 145-year-old boyfriend (who happens to be Hugh Hefner) isn't having any luck getting her knocked up?  She has a back-up plan betches!  Holly Madison might be blonde, but she sure isn't stupid.

Holly, 28, tells Us that her recent attempts at getting pregnant with future baby daddy Hugh Hefner have proven unsuccessful.  She says, "I really wanted to have kids with Hef.

"We tried everything (there's a visual I don't need), and it did not work."  Ya, because hello?  He's 145!  Okay, only 82, but still, kinda old.

Madison is heartbroken (kid would guarantee a spot in the will right?), but she's not giving up.  She is going to give "her beau a baby."

Plan B consists of Holly finding a, uh, donor.  She adds, "I need a Hef-esque sperm donor who's a creative genuis (perhaps someone under 75?), totally hott and has dark hair." (Ya, hott, because Hef is totally hott!).  Adoption is apparently not an option.

Holly has come to terms that ol' Hef isn't going to marry her.  "He isn't open to getting married at all.  But I totally don't care, and my feelings for him have not changed.  I'd rather have kids!"

Of course she wants kids over marriage - kids get that will spot.  See?  She's not dumb!

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