Big baby Madonna wasn't 'getting it' when Hard Candy producer Pharrell Williams told her to sing in a certain rhythm so she lost her shit and bawled.  Heh.  I wonder what she does when Lourdes doesn't bring her morning seaweed coolie with sprouts? 

"Pharrell made me cry. You know when you get angry with someone and you're spitting snot. I was in a sensitive mood in the studio and I didn't understand the rhythm he wanted me to sing in, and he was giving me a hard time. I was taken back by how he was talking to me."

Rather than walk away, the pair decided to clear the air, and patch things up - and they are now firm friends.

She adds, "We went upstairs and I said, 'You can't talk to me like that,' and burst into tears. And he said, 'Oh my God, Madonna has a heart.' We had it out and now I love him and we make great music together."

Wow.  I didn't even know she still had tear ducts.  I wonder if her tears are silicone or soylent green.