Well, now. This is creepy: Michael Jackson has reportedly offered to sell David and Victoria Beckham his Neverland Ranch. 

Apparently, he's asked them for ten million dollars for it, which seems a bit much for the pervy playground of a suspected pedophile, but price is the least of the issues here. Why would anyone - let alone anyone with a family of young boys - want to live on a property that was a kiddy perv trap? THE MIND BOGGLES. 

File this one under Rumors That I Very Much Hope Are Untrue Because I'd Like To Keep My Dinner Down.

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