When you watch this video of Tom Cruise giving Oprah the house tour, are you like me in that the same word keeps repeating over and over in your head?
"Forced."
Did "Kate's" robochip malfunction there at the beginning? "I love you....I love you....I love you Oprah!"
Suri's "Office under the stairs" might sound a little creepy but it's actually quite cute. Where was she for this? Why do I imagine her in a stark white room being programmed for world domination?
I dunno...the whole thing kinda reminds me of the shining... put your index finger in a crook and say it with me, "TOMMY'S NOT HERE MS. WINFREY."