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Tom Cruise Makes Wife Katie Holmes Take Scientology Voice Lessons

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

A couple of days ago I was developing a teeny, tiny spot in my heart for Tom Cruise because of the way he spoke of his daughter Suri - now, not so much.  He's back on my list of "celebrity crazies." What exactly are Scientology voice lessons?  Alien speak?

Katie Holmes has been in talks to perform on stage - a play called All My Sons, an Arthur Miller production - but according to tabloid reports, husband Tommy wasn't keen on the idea.  However, she's apparently still in negotiations with producers but Tom told her that "she doesn't have the voice to do stage work."  To solve that problem, he's supposedly sent her for voice training at the Scientology Celebrity Center.

This from the National Enquirer:

[Tom Cruise] dumped on [Katie Holmes’] dream of starring on Broadway… in “All My Sons” - insisting her voice is far too drail to “project and dominate” in live theater!… Disagreeing angrily… Katie filnally caved and agreed to obey Her Lord and Master’s Looney-Order of the Day: Proceed immediately to Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood, where a church-approved coach will exercise and strengthen your vocal cords!

Hmm, all sounds so freaky doesn't it?  Scientology seems to have all of the answers - Hey, I wonder if Scientology has a solution for a clogged toilet?

I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times - Run Katie, run - take Suri with you!

Source;Photo,celebutopia.net

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Comments

 

ik said:

...Scientology being a load of BS aside.  The National Enquirer is hardly a reliable source.  Cruise 'dumping' on anybody is out of character... even a kooky character like him.

April 26, 2008 2:08 PM
 

Michelle said:

I dont understand why everyone thinks Katie Holmes is this innocent victim. If she doesnt like the life she lives now only SHE can change it. Katie isnt some young naive little girl. She is a GROWN woman. Stop blaming Tom because Katie is weird.

April 28, 2008 7:10 AM
 

USpace said:

Scientology is scary stuff, it looks like Katie has submitted…

.

absurd thought -

God of the Universe

says be a skinny freak

you can never be too fat

or too big an idiot

.

April 29, 2008 1:50 PM

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