Wow. If Nicole Richie doesn't hate Paris Hilton already, this oughta do it: Paris wants to have a double wedding with Nicole, because, she freely admits, the photos would sell for millions.
Paris - who is not engaged to Nicole's babydaddy Joel's brother Benji (got that?), but hopes to be - "is doing it all for the attention, as usual," said a close friend. "It's a publicity stunt, just like everything else."
Paris - publicity stunt? Shocking. But let's wait until she gets herself sperminated by the other Madden brother before jumping to conclusions, 'kay? Because why would she bother going through a fake double wedding for a million dollars when she could go through a fake double shotgun wedding for double that, and then sell the baby photos for triple that? Please.
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