Holy cow, I was just making stuff up the other day when I suggested that Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt were in hiding at some secret A-list daycare. Apparently I should join the FBI or something. I new watching that Monk marathon would payoff.
It seems that the broods of some of Hollywood's elite have a cool place where a rich kid can be a rich kid. The ball crawl? Filled with diamonds! Just kidding. That would be silly. Diamonds cut glass and ass, trust me.
The guest list is private, but word is that anyone worth their salt tries to get their offspring involved. Jennifer Lopez is rumored to be waiting not so patiently for her twins to join.
Here's a link to the video which was leaked online by someone on the staff. I'm going to guess they've been fired.
