This would actually be a sorta cute picture - and I say sorta, because even if Tori Spelling were to send a thousand giant monkeys to orphanages around the world (which, now that I think about it, would be kinda scary), I'd still think she was a skeeze - if a) the child didn't look as if he were trying desperately to escape the giant, vacant-eyed monkey with the flame on it's head, and b) Tori didn't look like she'd dressed herself to match the bizarre jungle-slash-banana theme.
Oh, and c) if Dean McDermott weren't flashing his waxed belly. That's just creepy.
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