"My eldest son has a black book full of girls' numbers. My daughter wants to get into acting. My youngest son is just in it for the money. I don't know where he gets it from, or what he does with it - but he always has money. I think he's hiding it in his lizard tank. I'm scared of lizards so I won't go in there. That's where I'd hide it."

---Snoop Dogg isn't happy with the effect instant fame has had on his young kids.

I'm no rocket scientist, but didn't Snoop PUT his kids in this position by including them in his show on parenthood?  Just sayin'.