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Madonna's New Album Cover: Hard Candy, My Ass

Posted by Whit Honea

 

Really?  What is Madonna, like 60?  At some point she might want to consider accepting the fact that she has earned the right to move in a more graceful direction and leave the attempts at shock to the younger generation.

I'm not saying that she doesn't look good for her age.  She has the best body that money can buy, but that doesn't mean that the rest of us want to see the receipt. 

At some point, as a parent, especially a parent that has to prove her moral worth to foreign adoption powers, she might want to entertain the notion of wearing pants, maybe a nice cotton-blend. I'm just saying. 

 

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Comments

 

Cassie said:

Usually after 4 or so women with common sense decide to go for the classy, chic look.  Not this ol' bag.  She runs around like she is 25.  Please!  You know she is dry as the Sahara at her age.  Looking like a whore is for child bearing years and when you do not know any better.  She should use some of the money she wastes on cosmetic surgery and get a decent education.

March 14, 2008 5:59 PM
 

Christine said:

Ew.  Gross.  Sorry, Madge...you're not hawt anymore.  Act at least half your age.

Plus, you can see the dent from her c-section scar...I know, I have one and I try to NOT display it.

March 14, 2008 6:27 PM
 

ernest said:

you know all this hateful writing will come full circle(if it hasnt already) she will always cause dialog, and that my friend is what a true artist does. she has once again got under everyones skin. mission accomplished. By the way hateful speak is a great indicator of insecurity.

March 14, 2008 7:54 PM
 

Richard said:

"Ew.  Gross.  Sorry, Madge...you're not hawt anymore.  Act at least half your age". "per Christine's comment.  Acting half her age would put her 25,so you got your wish. There are lots of women out there at the age of 25 that cant do the things she does at age 50. Show a little respect.What will you be able to do at 50.  

March 14, 2008 8:19 PM
 

Sassy Smith said:

She goods for 80.  Nah, kidding.  She looks great for 65.  Ya, but seriously, put some clothes on.  No one wants to see your muffin anymore.

March 14, 2008 8:31 PM
 

mike said:

she might've managed to get everyone talking bt i do not believe in the stupid 'any publicity is good publicity'. this is not art. it's not even camp anymore. she could've made so many statements somehow differently, not working with money-grabbing producers and posing like a cheap pop singer. she will sell hugely but so did britney spears. people may talk about her. but they talk about paris hilton too. she stopped proving something some time ago.

March 15, 2008 2:52 PM
 

Jill said:

She pulls it off. I'm thinking maybe if she lost that belt, narrowed those two shoulder straps each shoulder down to one, or added some color into that ensemble, the look would work better for me :p That's not exactly my style now and I doubt it will be in about 3 decades when I am 50 or so but hey...she does pull it off. At least she's not blubbery, fat and nasty like most girls are (it seems). She sure does send the message that she's ready to please though lol! (again, not my style but who am I to tell her how to dress)

March 15, 2008 7:38 PM
 

Steve said:

To all those people that are writing negative comments you are nothing but a bunch of haters especially the women you are sum jealous catty B****ES!!!

March 16, 2008 11:46 PM
 

Anthony said:

Ive been a Madonna fan since 1983 and the hateful messages still continue.  Let's see in showbiz for 24 years.  Top selling female artist of all time.  NEVER been in the media for having a drug problem.  She was just enducted in to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Her last three consecutive C.Ds.--American Live, Music and Confessions have all gone to number one.  She was voted the number one artist of the 80's and she is on a roll to take this current decade as well. She just received 120 million dollar contract with Live Nation.  That's just a dent of Madonna's accomplishments.  Who she is on stage or in photos has NOTHING to do with her being a Mother.  Her stage show is an act.  It is not real, but it sells.  Those of you who continue to hate.. Do you hate her because she's an achiever and in better shape than any other artist young or old?  My hat goes off you Mrs. Ritchie?  Thank you for being a big inspiration to the lives of millions of your fans.

March 20, 2008 1:30 AM
 

M said:

Anthony said:

"Ive been a Madonna fan since 1983 and the hateful messages still continue.  Let's see in showbiz for 24 years.  Top selling female artist of all time.  NEVER been in the media for having a drug problem.  She was just enducted in to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Her last three consecutive C.Ds.--American Live, Music and Confessions have all gone to number one.  She was voted the number one artist of the 80's and she is on a roll to take this current decade as well. She just received 120 million dollar contract with Live Nation.  That's just a dent of Madonna's accomplishments.  Who she is on stage or in photos has NOTHING to do with her being a Mother.  Her stage show is an act.  It is not real, but it sells.  Those of you who continue to hate.. Do you hate her because she's an achiever and in better shape than any other artist young or old?  My hat goes off you Mrs. Ritchie?  Thank you for being a big inspiration to the lives of millions of your fans. "

GOOD GOING STRANGER

March 20, 2008 10:46 PM
 

anonymous said:

March 22, 2008 3:40 PM
 

Caroline said:

Her children must be so proud...NOT!  If I were her daughter or her mother, I'd cringe from embarrassment.  She looks like a dried up old whore who should be working a brothel in Nevada.  

March 25, 2008 12:42 AM
 

ENNO said:

Replace hatred for no reason with love for no reason.

To hate someone for no reason, why should this happen?

Today, pay attention to how often this beast growls inside of you. If enough of us put the reigns on our hatred for no reason, imagine what a beautiful world this could be.

March 25, 2008 5:52 PM
 

Cameron said:

WoW! You guys are cruel.

March 25, 2008 11:52 PM
 

CamiBabi said:

Are you all fucking serious. Madonna is a GODDESS. Stop hating on hr because you are all old and crusty with "csection dents". Your just jealous cause you can't look half that good. And if you look even a quarter of that good, You probably blew all your childs college money on boob surgery hat'll eventually burst anyways. Go get a life, Stop minding hers.

April 7, 2008 9:56 PM

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