Okay, well, he tried. But, you know, you sometimes just can't get that old hose action to come naturally, can you?
In his defense, though, it must be said that he needs no defense. Danny Bonaduce and Brad Pitt have been publicly mocked for their cocktail weiners, but Becks usually gets the opposite kind of press. Which is kind of skeevy, seeing as it comes from his wife, but still. I'm guessing that he's not complaining.
Source
