And the award for Most Embarassing Parent Of The Year Award goes to... Danny Bonaduce! For being a drug-and-liquor-addled rehab wreck and a public rageaholic, and, now, a wee-willied Penthouse model.

After embarassing pics of his tiny dong turned up on the Internet, Bonaduce bragged that he'd showed the world what he really had, and turned to Penthouse to prove it. Problem is, buddy didn't have the balls to actually show anything. Which, yes, I know, is showing the seeing world a great mercy, but still. Dude. Coward much? 

Somewhere, Jonny Fairplay is laughing at him. That's probably the saddest part.

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