Yeah, I called this days ago, but The Spice Girls website is trying to dole out different reasons:
01 February 2008
IMPORTANT TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT
Sadly the tour needs to come to an end by the end of February due to
family and personal commitments for Emma, Geri, Mel B, Melanie C and
Victoria. It was announced in June that, as well as the Europe and the
US, the girls planned to visit Australia, China, South Africa and
Argentina. Due to the phenomenal demand for tickets in the UK and the
US along with the touring logistics for such a massive production it
was not possible to fit everything in. As the girls return to normal
family life and the kids go back to school they are reviewing all the
options, who knows what the future might bring!
The girls said: “We’ve had such an amazing time over the last 3
months. It’s been incredible being back together and seeing our fans
again. We want to thank everyone who came to see us. It was all so mad
the first time round, so we’ve really been able to appreciate it
properly this time. There have been so many highlights and good times
that we know it will be hard to be apart after Toronto. Really sorry if
we didn’t get to see you this time round. We all have other commitments
in our lives now but who knows what will happen next.”
Whatever. I'm glad to see them go home. All this hype for overpaid, undertalented women to act like heathens in front of America's, Canada's and Britain's daughters? They're like the Mom-version of Bratz dolls. And by Bratz dolls, I mean whorish puppets made of plastic.
Some Spice Girls jokes for you:
Q. What is the best thing about getting a blow job from a Spice Girl?
A. 10 minutes of silence.
Q. What do you do if a Spice Girl hurls a grenade at you?
A. Take out the pin and throw it back.
Q. What did the Spice Girls mum say to her daughter's date?
A. If you're not in bed by eleven then go home.
Q. What do you call a Spice Girl behind a steering wheel?
A. An air bag.
Q. What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
A. Dunno, never seen either.
Q. What's the difference between a Spice Girl and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been inside a 747.
Q. Why do Spice Girls smile when lightning strikes?
A. They think they're getting their photo taken.
Q. A blonde and a Spice Girl jump off the Empire State building, who
lands first?
A. The blond, the Spice Girl had to stop to ask directions.
Q. How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they only screw in cars.
Q. What does a turtle and a Spice Girl have in common?
A. Put them on their back and they're both f*cked.
Q. Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas?
A. They can't find the zip.
Q. Did you hear that the Spice Girls are going to employ Louise
Woodward as their new manager?
A. Apparently she's going to drop Baby Spice.
Q. What do Posh Spice and Dennis Bergkamp have in common?
A. They're both f*cking good football players.
EDIT: Commenter Christine wants to know my reason behind calling the Spice Girls whorish.
Reason #1
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It's isn't at all the way they dress. It's the way they conduct themselves in front of children. Grabbing tits and faking blow jobs on stage is not something I would want my child to see, nevermind the being drunk on stage, falling down and laughing about it. Some of these women are mothers themselves and ought to understand that their whorish behaviour and stupidity is ignorant when they know full well who their target market includes. They are money grubbing, media whores. Period.
