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Victoria's Secret 'What Is Sexy' List Features People That I Don't Even Know

Posted by HerBadMother


 

Which means, obviously, that I am waaaay out of the loop on what is sexy. But I suppose that that's no surprise.

Sexiest Dad is Justin Chambers, and I have to admit - being the only thirty-something woman in the Northern Hemisphere who does not watch Grey's Anatomy - that I had no idea who he was. I was all 'Justin who???' and then I had to Google him and read his bio on Wikipedia (he has, like, five kids, apparently. Boy's been busy.) Which, fine, I'm happy to read up on sexy men - and he is sexy - but seriously, Victoria's Secret - could you not find a hot dad who was a little less marginal? I mean, Patrick Dempsey was available, if you were keeping the pool narrowed to Grey's stars. And if you looked beyond that show, you could have found - I don't know -Clive Owen or Brad Pitt or David Beckham.

Speaking of which...

Do we really, seriously, believe that Victoria Beckham is the sexiest mom out there, as Vic's Secret seems to think? Just on tits alone, Salma Hayek's got her beat.

The list:

Sexiest Male Athlete: Tony Romo (not Tom Brady? *snicker*)
Sexiest Couple: Fergie and Josh Duhamel
Sexiest Style: Scarlett Johansson
Sexiest Smile: Ryan Seacrest
Sexiest Eyes: Kate Bosworth
Sexiest Legs: Ali Larter
Sexiest Mom: Victoria Beckham
Sexiest Dad: Justin Chambers
Sexiest Funnyman: Dane Cook
Sexiest Beach Body: Josh Holloway
Sexiest Lips: Jessica Biel
Sexiest Actress: Eva Mendes
Sexiest Actor: Eric Bana
Sexiest Female Musician: Rihanna
Sexiest Male Musician: Chris Brown
Sexiest Cast: Dirty Sexy Money
Sexiest Newcomer: Blake Lively
Sexiest Newlyweds: Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelly

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Comments

 

steffmarcusky said:

Since when was Dane Cook actually funny?

January 31, 2008 8:58 PM
 

Angus said:

And Blake Lively isn't really a new comer.

Hello sisterhood of the travelling pants!

February 1, 2008 1:24 AM
 

KB said:

This list looks like it was compiled by a bunch of preteens.

February 1, 2008 5:47 PM

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